How about some Mad Libs with our live chat room? The first Mad Lib result has already been posted to a separate Games to Play post. Here’s the second Mad Lib, all about “Cultural” stuff:

Ballet – Ballet companies are springing up like BANANA SPLITS all over the country. Ballet is a form of dance in which male and female HAMMERS tell a story through movement of their ARMS and KIDNEYS to LONELY music. Two of the best known ballets are POOP lake and JUMPING beauty.

Opera – Thanks to the three DRUNK tenors, Pavoratti, Domingo and KILOHERTZ, Opera is once again played to pack CHINCHILLAS in every major MARGARITA in the country. Tales of their tapes and compact AARDVARKS have established this trio of tenors as America’s favorite INTERNETS.

Symphony – Classical music is making a SQUISHY comeback these days. Symphony orchestras led by FUNKY conductors are once again playing the STINKY melodies of such musical ROOMBAS as Bach, Beethoven and LIN. Once again, auditoriums are filled with BRAIN FARTS of all ages who rejoice listening to a vioin solo or a HEMORRHOID concerto.

Thanks (again) to a community leader, Bwana, for transcribing the event. Watch it unfold:

Mad Libs in Chat Rooms

We pulled of a live community Mad Libs, with the second game posted to over here. The first Mad Lib is totally educational:

Here is LORDKAT’s report card for the PRETTY 8th grade. He has received a “K” in English, an “E ” in Mathematics, and an “A” in social SOAPS. Unfortunately, we could not give a passing PARK in BUCKET education, because his broken HEAD prevented the taking of the final TREE. This COOL class can be made up in our summer COMPUTER. The school believes a “PARROT NAILCLIPPER’s conference” is necessary to discuss LORDKAT’s SWEET behavior. He continues to draw MELTY pictures on the bathroom MACBOOK PRO and talks QUIETLY behind the teacher’s NOSE. Please call the principals house for a HOT appointment immediately.

Sincerely,

Mrs. SMITH
Head SECRET AGENT

Kinda fun. :) Thanks to Bwana for transcribing the event. Watch it unfold:

Games to Play with Friends: Mad Libs