I know what you’re thinking! Stop it! I threw up in my mouth a little when typing out the title for this post, trust me. The kid is popular… there’s no questioning that. As far as I can tell, though, he only appeals to young girls in the 2-20 range or so. I certainly don’t understand what the hype is all about. I have yet to figure out why it is pre-pubescent girls everywhere suddenly want to marry this kid. Their piercing screams of adulation can be heard for miles around every time the Beeb’s name is even mentioned.
I have figured out the answer. We grown ups need to stop seeing him the way he really is. When put into a framed shot such as this, Justin Boober is actually kind of – almost – adorable.
Okay, maybe this photo was an abomination before God and man – but there are some people my age who remember Boober, not Beiber. And, in case you were wondering, there are big differences between the two; one is green, and the other one makes you green (with either envy or motion sickness):