There’s a geek who calls himself “Crabman” in our chat room, and he decided to photoshop a rather sacrilegious image and share it with me. Please don’t tell me that I’m going to hell for posting it – because (a) I already know I’m going to hell, and (b) I think it’s hilarious. If you don’t save your work every five minutes, don’t come crying to me when your computer crashes and you lost everything from the point at which you last saved. That, and you shouldn’t believe everything I say – because (as you can see) I’ve got my fingers crossed.

Chris Saves (His Work)