Okay, I have no idea why I keep getting spam about buying timepieces from Franck Muller. Apparently, these watches are worth tens of thousands of dollars so that YOU CAN SEE JUST HOW LONG IT TAKES TO BE DUPED INTO BUYING SOMETHING THAT WILL DISPLAY THE SAME TIME AS A FREAKIN’ TIMEX PICKED UP FROM ANY CONVENIENCE STORE.

No, really – do people spend that much money on wristwear? Seriously!? No, I mean – I understand that rich people are always looking for ways to spend their money, but how impractical is this? So, let’s say you buy a Franck Muller watch – you can’t wear it in public, or people are going to think you’re a pompous jackass.

Dude. I picked the wrong industry to specialize in. Apparently “telling time” is a cash cow.

Who the hell is Franck Muller and why the hell are his watches so damn expensive!?