I love my dogs as much as the next doggie-daddy, but there is a limit to what I will buy for them. Sure, I’ll stick them in a cute costume or two on Halloween, but I put my foot down when it comes to making them look ridiculous. I’ve come up with ten of the accessories and gadgets that my dogs will definitely never own. Well… maybe. There’s a couple that might just come in handy.

If it’s too hot out for you, it may be too hot for your dog, as well. Consider buying him an air-conditioned doggie retreat.

That dirty little pooch needs a bath, right? What easier way to get her clean than by stuffing her in a Doggie Washer?

I don’t know about your dog, but mine love to hang their heads out of the car window and let the breeze ruffle the hair on their faces. Apparently, though, some people feel that the canines need to wear a doggie hat.

The future’s so bright… yeah, no. Can you imagine what kind of drugs they had to give this poor dog to get him to hold still and leave the Doggles on his face?

When Pixie has accidents in the house, I don’t find it cute or adorable. I don’t WANT them doing their business indoors. Why on Earth would I buy something like the Pet Loo? Ick!

Aren’t dogs supposed to walk on a leash? The last time I checked, babies belong in strollers. Dogs belong walking along quietly beside (or just ahead of) their owners. Since when did the little cuties belong in a stroller of their own?

Only the folks at the SkyMall could think this up. Every dog should be teased and tormented by looking at what they cannot have, right? Why would you be so mean to your doggie as to make him press his little cold nose up against a pet window?

I’ve seen some pretty cool looking pet beds in my time, but this one takes the cake. I’m thinking Wicket would look right at home in the Pet Pod, don’t you?

You need your privacy when using the restroom. Well, why can’t the dog have some when she goes, as well? I can’t imagine trying to train them to actually USE the Poop Tent, though.

Butts are not cute, even on animals. You can always cover them up. I think this is just a little beyond strange, though. I can’t help it. Can you even picture this? Seriously?

What other strange pet accessories have you come across? Would you buy any of these for your beloved pet?

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