The first time I saw DDR in the arcade, I thought to myself: “Oh, now there’s a game I’ll never play.” I’m not much of a dancer, even in slower tempos (just ask Ponzi). Sure, I know where to find rhythm – it’s under the word “rhythm” in Google! Seriously, I couldn’t even get the jump timings on Donkey Kong right – what makes you think I could do some Dance-Dance Revolution thing with my real feet? Well, Ponzi wanted a DDR mat – so we got ourselves a DDR mat (with accompanying DDR Ultramix game for the classic Xbox). Even if I laid it out in front of the television for the next year, we’d still not use it as much as we’re not using it today. Anybody want a hardly-used Dance-Dance Revolution embarassment blanket? Seriously, I don’t want to hold onto my failed attempt at coordination any longer. I can’t dance. I can’t sing. I don’t want DDR in my home any longer. Please, take this thing away?

Dance Dance Revolution

From E3 2006: Lost Planet, Table Tennis, Brothers in Arms, Mass Effect, NHL 2k7, First Encounter Assault Recon, Too Human, Viva Pinata, MotoGP 06, Lord of the Rings (The Battle for Middle Earth), Sonic the Hedgehog, Madden NFL 07, World Series of Poker Tournament of Champions, Saint’s Row, WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2007, John Woo Presents Strangehold, Enchanted Arms, Test Drive Unlimited, NCAA Football 07, Dead Rising, Dance Dance Revolution Universe, Prey, Superman Returns The Videogame, NBA 2k7, Crackdown, Ninety-Nine Nights, Gears of War

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