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Zombie Movie

Chris — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:17:41 +0000

Zombie Movie is a post from Chris Pirillo

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Zombies can be pesky if you don’t handle them properly. It’s almost impossible to get rid of them once they infiltrate. The key is to never let them in your home to begin with. How can you protect yourself from their penetration into your life?

First of all, you really have to board up those doors and windows. Forget going outside, or letting anyone visit. You never know when the next knock will be one of them, as my brother Adam (excuse me – Alex) found out. Even a peephole in the door will not keep you safe. Things are not always as they appear!

Next, you’re going to want to get rid of all things that attract zombies. We’ve established they enjoy wearing your clothes, sleeping on your couch, and even eating your food. Throw out the furniture and the food. And of course, since you won’t be going anywhere, you won’t be needing those clothes.

You might want to wear a bunch of garlic around your neck. Wait, is that for zombies – or vampires? It doesn’t matter, I suppose. Garlic stinks badly enough to keep anything away from you.

What would you do if you knew a zombie wanted to come and spend time at your house? Would you let them in without question? How would you keep them out if they were an uninvited guest? Let’s hear your thoughts!

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Community Challenge: Green Screen Me!

Chris — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:20:16 +0000

Community Challenge: Green Screen Me! is a post from Chris Pirillo

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Here’s your chance to do something with me! I recorded this while sitting in front of a green screen. “Chroma Keying” is a technique for mixing two images or frames together, in which a color from one image is removed, revealing another image behind it. It is commonly used for weather forecasts on the news. The weatherperson looks like they are standing in front of a large map. In the studio, it’s actually just a large blue or green background. The different weather maps are added to the screen using software.

You might already have the software installed (and yes, the new version of iMovie does an amazing job with chroma key / green screen shots).

So, here’s your chance! Decide what it is I was trying to say! Have fun, be creative, and make sure you show us what you come up with. Leave a comment here with the link to your creation, or upload it to your Geeks account.

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bLaugh is a Reader’s Choice

Chris — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:46:21 +0000

bLaugh is a Reader’s Choice is a post from Chris Pirillo

For some reason or another, choosy users choose bLaugh. At least, that’s what the readers and staff of BusinessWeek Online report. We just received a “Best of the Web” award in the Humor category. I’d still like to see bLaugh pushed out and shared on more Web sites, portals, and print media. Who else won?

The Onion
The Joy of Tech
Rocketboom
gapingvoid
Go Fug Yourself* (tied)
Ze Frank* (tied)

I suppose this means they want us to do a parody of their brand. “BusinessWeak” sounds kinda funny, especially if we do a mock cover? Until then, I guess today’s bLaugh will have to do…

White and Nerdy

Chris — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:44:42 +0000

White and Nerdy is a post from Chris Pirillo

Yes, the music video has officially been placed on YouTube. I’d say that it’s Yankovic’s geekiest one yet (far better than “It’s All About The Pentiums”). Are you white and nerdy? Watch this:

Weird Al: Straight Outta Lynwood

Chris — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:43:12 +0000

Weird Al: Straight Outta Lynwood is a post from Chris Pirillo

Dude. I don’t know how this bit of news slipped past my radar:

The first single from “Straight Outta Lynwood” will World Premiere on Al’s MySpace page on Monday, August 21 at 6 PM Pacific time (9 PM Eastern)! And because Al’s feeling so darn generous, he’s going to make THIS song a free download TOO!

And…

Alâ€™s video for â€œDonâ€™t Download This Songâ€�? will be shown on Yahoo! Music Video Premieres this Wednesday, August 23! For those not keeping up with all the spoilers, this video is expected to be animated by Bill Plympton, and the music is expected to be in the style of the great â€™80s charity song, â€œWe Are The World.â€�?

And…

The New Album â€“ In Stores September 26. PRE-ORDER NOW! Featuring parodies of Chamillionaire, Green Day, Usher, R. Kelly and Taylor Hicks! DualDisc includes PCM Stereo, 5.1 Surround and instrumental mixes of the entire album (with on-screen lyrics option), plus a 9-minute behind-the-scenes documentary and 6 BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEOS!

Yes! Wicked! Awesome! Sweet!

How to Handle Remote Tech Support

chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:30:00 GMT

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VMware and Parallels for Virtual Machines

chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:30:00 GMT

It doesn't matter if you're running on Windows or Mac OS X - every power user needs either Parallels or VMware (or both). There's never been an easier way to test software without destroying your primary operating system's stability. Think of how many times you wish you could press a 'reverse' button on your computer. Plus, there's no easier way to try new Linux distributions - see what all the fuss is about. Run Windows in OS X, run Linux in Windows, but the best way to do either is with VMware and/or Parallels.

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chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo) — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:56:13 GMT

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