Sweeter Than Frosting

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When one thinks of the Dynamic Duo, there’s usually a Robin involved. (Unless you’re thinking of those Korean hip hop guys, which is a whole different… dynamic, altogether.) Someone usually fills the role of sidekick, but neither of us could take it upon ourselves to not be Batman; now we’re both Batman. Is it fair? I suppose. Is it right? Probably not.

In the end, we all know the truth.

I am Batman.

A grateful citizen of Gotham rewarded Diana with an entire box of candy bars for her superheroism. But everyone knows that bats don’t eat chocolate, so I will take this as further proof that I am the caped crusader you seek.

Justice is reward enough for me. Accepting gifts for doing one’s civic duty is such a… sidekick kind of thing to do, don’t you think?

I am Batman.