Reasons I like living in the Seattle area:

1. I like the rain and overcast skies.
2. I hate the sun and all its heat.
3. People can find it on a map.
4. I love wearing hoodies.
5. I hate wearing shorts.
6. The sun hates me.
7. The clouds like me.
8. It’s like living in autumn year-round.
9. It’s easy to get around.
10. It’s mother nature meets civilization!