Wicket’s a lapdog. Even if he wasn’t a lapdog, he’d find a way to become a lapdog. He doesn’t care what kind of lap you’ve got, he’ll use it freely. That’s what our doggies do (as opposed to doggie doo). Lapdogs like eat, drink, watch TV, or type. This is what “Mommy” is doing this afternoon: eBaying some very expensive, stylish purses (more on that story when they’re posted and ready for auction bids). Maybe we should be looking on eBay for new laps? This dog has worn ours out. Pixie loves laps, too – but not as much as Wicket. Maybe we just need to buy purses on eBay and carry our dogs around in them? Certainly, not in the purses that Mommy is about to auction off – they’re too valuable. So are our dogs, though. Maybe our dogs need their own purses? Pixie with a purse, Wicket with a… man purse? Man bag? Satchel? Is it really stylish for guys to carry purses now? What about dogs?