You've heard of ruthless people, you've heard of toothless people, but what about stupid people? Have you ever run into someone who was too dumb to breathe? No, seriously – I'm talking about stupidity that goes all the way down to the bone. Like, someone who knows better (yet puts other people in jeopardy because of their actions)? I had the experience of a lifetime – straight out of an afterschool special. You wanna meet a record-breaking information klutz? Take a gander at my tale of identity theft.