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If I ever see or hear Rita Rudner again, I'll scream. Her personality was all over the Strip; no matter where I turned, she was there – either giving me a canned promotion or showing off her flexibility. Even on the plane ride home, United thought it would be prudent to air one of her earlier stand-up performances. I threw my inedible snack mix at the video screen and was forced to travel in the baggage compartment for the remainder of the trip. Jake picked me up when I got back to SF, thinking he would impress me with his latest compact disc aquisition. Yep… you guessed it. Rita Rudner's Greatest Hits – all none of 'em. Perhaps if she had a blog, I'd be a little more conciliatory. As it stands, I think Colin Quinn's show is much better than hers.
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24 Comments
Anonymous
May 4th, 2003
at 10:01pm
Dude you went to the wrong places! You should have gone to the Olympic Garden, or The Crazy Horse not that i'nve been there…
Anonymous
May 4th, 2003
at 10:08pm
For once, I have absolutely nothing constructive to add, but the sheer fact is: I <3 Colin Quinn. And have for many, MANY years….like since 1988. Sorry, knee-jerk reaction to hearing his name. Just please don't ever mention Richie Sambora or it could get scary :)
Anonymous
May 4th, 2003
at 10:22pm
Colin sucks
Anonymous
May 4th, 2003
at 11:08pm
I see that they haven't changed her ads in more than a year. She was all over the New York, New York when we were at the MGM. Do they still have the promos for La Fame running on the jumbotrons outside the MGM? I could watch those for days.
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 2:06am
Hmmm…. that's funny. I coulda sworn Rita Rudner was dead. Guess it was just her comedy that was. Ehh, oh well.
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 6:53am
Colin Quinn is great. I love that show. It's so funny. :)
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 7:19am
umm.. i dont know if anybody mentioned this, but where exactly is your finger going?
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 7:50am
I saw that, too! I thought this was a wholesome website…
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 9:41am
Two Things. 1. Good choice of fingers. 2. Could you have made that image any bigger? I have to scroll all around just to find you.
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 10:51am
No really. Don't hold back. Tell us what you really think…
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 11:16am
Hi, I was wondering if this would be an appropriate place to ask Chris a computer question. I have a question about on-board sound cards.
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 12:05pm
So Chris, are you screaming everytime you look at the desktop on your computer? You have the penchant for self-abuse. :)
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 2:19pm
That's just brutal. Another reason to advocate “primal scream therapy”. Now, isn't that better?
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 5:42pm
whats crakin your show on tech tv is horrible and its even worse with that fat old guy on it. why did u leave anyways? im not saying that its a bad thing tho. and o yea get a life. piece
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 5:49pm
That finger was dead center on my monitor. How come there was not scroll bar on the window popup so I could see the whole image? I agree Rita is overrated. Went to Vegas last year and the annoying statement that my gf and I got was..”Hey, want free tickets to a show?” We were asked that question all over the Strip
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 6:37pm
uhhh……..i like the white tigers……..yeah.
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 7:03pm
Did someone say Crazy Horse? Man I got some good dances in that place.
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 7:37pm
From the looks on her face, I'm not sure she has been touched there recently….
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 9:46pm
Go to bed Chris, no one should stay up as late as I do.
Anonymous
May 5th, 2003
at 10:12pm
Man look at him tonight. Put a hood on him and it's the unabomber.
And Josh, if you can read this…thank a teacher.
Anonymous
May 6th, 2003
at 1:27am
…uh
…oh my, chris!
…ahem.
Anonymous
May 6th, 2003
at 3:02pm
Sorry Chris for everything.
Anonymous
May 6th, 2003
at 3:23pm
dude, i'd take 100 rita rudners over one celine dion (last time i was in vegas was the weekend her Caesar's show opened).
Anonymous
May 6th, 2003
at 9:14pm
“What could you possibly have to say to her”….I said.. “Well…for one thing, I have to tell her you just said that…” AARRRRGGGGG!!
(Worked in LV for summer)