Sparkle Fart

Here’s a mass of gas
You just can’t pass up.
It started life without life
and became a teenager last week.
It sees through your weaknesses, too.

How much soup must you consume
to find the universe in perfect chaos?
It started life without life
and still dreams of being a kid.
It knows my strengths.

The secret is no secret at all:
the big bang was actually God’s fart.

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