Sparkle Fart
Here’s a mass of gas
You just can’t pass up.
It started life without life
and became a teenager last week.
It sees through your weaknesses, too.
How much soup must you consume
to find the universe in perfect chaos?
It started life without life
and still dreams of being a kid.
It knows my strengths.
The secret is no secret at all:
the big bang was actually God’s fart.

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2 Comments
lewisg
March 9th, 2008
at 7:46am
hah! nice one. i always get the farts after soup. great picture aswell i would use as a wallpaper but i have my very own super luigi one up right now :D
(does it make sence i mean i lost it abit with the teenager. doesnt rime and looses rythem)
stupid ninjua
March 9th, 2008
at 11:41pm
I like sparkle farts, snarf snarf