Just got my mail. The tally: one “guaranteed investment,” two “like a magnet” come-ons, one “shocking xxx,'”one “larger breasts guaranteed,” one “attention serious gamblers” and one “must have domain name.”

Piggybacking Doc's entry, in the past ten minutes, I have received: two “Free Vacations,” two “Free Florida Vacations,” one “Accept Credit Cards + TRIPLE your Sales,” one “100 MIL+ EMAIL ADDRESSES $49,” one “Most Responsive Targeted Email Lists,” and (I kid you not) a “Happy New Year!”