Songs for the New Year

First up, The Ballad of Robert Scoble:

robert scoble is bilbo baggins, working hard at microsoft
a hobbit looking for the precious which gollum (bill gates!) eyes so oft
it's robert scoble, gollum can go take a hike!
it's robert scoble, awesome and noble, a knight!
it's robert scoble, a hobbit who knows how to bridge the gap
between corporate communications and bloggers!
robert scoble used to work for a conference coordination business
then he made the move to microsoft and now he's an evangelist
it's robert scoble, gollum can go take a hike!
it's robert scoble, awesome and noble, a knight!
it's robert scoble, a hobbit who knows how to bridge the gap
between corporate communications and bloggers!

And next, Computer Go Bung:

Got to diagnose it
try to detect it
Time to disinfect it
Computer Go Bung!
Gotta reload Windows
and get all of those
silly little updates
Computer Go Bung!
Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, Computer Go Bung!