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Softshelled Fart-bombs

In case you were wondering, it's not a good idea to scan your social security card with a sheet feeder. Flatbeds work much better for these little buggers. Lucky for me, I happened to have a metal doohickey (from the computer repair kit my parents gave me a couple of years ago). After a few minutes of sheer terror… er, incomprensible mayhem… I finally jarred that tiger loose. My night would have been complete if only I could have made a run for the border with a friend. Softshelled fart-bombs from Taco Bell can fix anything, ya know?

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Softshelled Fart-Bombs? Oooh. Yum.

That'd be *sheer* terror wouldn't it ?

The only thing better than soft-shelled fart bombs is foot-long chili-cheese fart bombs.

… or *shear* terror if you are afraid of scissors

Beans Beans the Magical Fruit…
:)

Taco Bell is the best. Can't go wrong eating every day for luch. God I love high school.

or *Shire* terror if you're afraid of Hobbits..

Taco Bell has the best dang rat meat EVER!!!

Or *shore* terror if you don't like sand…..

Or *sheet* terror if you dont like sheet feeders or copiers in general…

Nothing like a ending your day with a stomach full of ass fuel! As for the SS issue, testing your photoshop skills there?

In my best Ralph Wigum voice;
“Tastes like burning.”
As for the scanner…Ralph takes it away;
“At my house we call those uh-oh's.”

Soft Shelled Tacos are the Shiznit!

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