Softshelled Fart-bombs
In case you were wondering, it's not a good idea to scan your social security card with a sheet feeder. Flatbeds work much better for these little buggers. Lucky for me, I happened to have a metal doohickey (from the computer repair kit my parents gave me a couple of years ago). After a few minutes of sheer terror… er, incomprensible mayhem… I finally jarred that tiger loose. My night would have been complete if only I could have made a run for the border with a friend. Softshelled fart-bombs from Taco Bell can fix anything, ya know?
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March 10th, 2008
at 10:20am
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March 16th, 2007
at 2:57am
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Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 1:47am
Softshelled Fart-Bombs? Oooh. Yum.
Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 3:28am
That'd be *sheer* terror wouldn't it ?
Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 4:04am
The only thing better than soft-shelled fart bombs is foot-long chili-cheese fart bombs.
Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 7:42am
… or *shear* terror if you are afraid of scissors
Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 10:13am
Beans Beans the Magical Fruit…
:)
Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 4:50pm
Taco Bell is the best. Can't go wrong eating every day for luch. God I love high school.
Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 4:59pm
or *Shire* terror if you're afraid of Hobbits..
Anonymous
November 12th, 2003
at 7:18pm
Taco Bell has the best dang rat meat EVER!!!
Anonymous
November 13th, 2003
at 2:41am
Or *shore* terror if you don't like sand…..
Anonymous
November 13th, 2003
at 3:43am
Or *sheet* terror if you dont like sheet feeders or copiers in general…
Anonymous
November 13th, 2003
at 7:08am
Nothing like a ending your day with a stomach full of ass fuel! As for the SS issue, testing your photoshop skills there?
Anonymous
November 13th, 2003
at 7:17am
In my best Ralph Wigum voice;
“Tastes like burning.”
As for the scanner…Ralph takes it away;
“At my house we call those uh-oh's.”
Anonymous
November 13th, 2003
at 4:59pm
Soft Shelled Tacos are the Shiznit!