Sock It To Me?
Why do all my socks have unnatural holes in them? Has my big toe been trying to liberate itself from within the confines of its cotton prison? He's the Captain of the toes, ya know. It's a conspiracy! I stubbed him two weeks ago, and he's exacting his revenge slowly. My feet have been kind enough to contribute to the 2003 stocking budget; they won't stand for this. Seams to me that the clues are unraveling at a quickened pace. Time heels all wounds, but not fabric - sew I guess I'll have to fall back into The Gap and get replacements.
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22 Comments
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 3:48pm
makes u wonder….. *Hits Keyboard with head*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 3:56pm
now everyone knows why 'no pants friday' is better then 'no shoes friday'… ;)
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 5:21pm
geezm gap socks? go buy a 20 pack of fruit of the looms socks. your feet will thank you as well as respect you … why would anyone buy **** from the starbucks of clothing.
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 5:26pm
I tend to have more of a problem with the socks disappearing during the washing/drying phase. Where do they go? Also, I just bought Chris' “Blog Traffic School.” It's a great resource and you all should check it out.
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 6:14pm
bryan, maybe chris is not just a lockergnome, maybe he's an underwear/sock gnome as well.lol
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 6:45pm
That was the least interesting blog post I've ever, ever read.
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 7:16pm
ya know when big toes get stubbed and pissed, they head south. which is where the (pirillo) body would be headed eventually anyhow. that is howcome they are busting through yer sox. big toes are VERY smart.
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 8:48pm
You're so punny! *wanders off to groan himself to sleep* :)
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 9:42pm
Does anyone know the real reason as to why chris left TechTV? asid from chris of course.
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 10:54pm
TechTV has always gone by the motto “out with the new in with the old” thats why Leo is on all the time.
Anonymous
June 16th, 2003
at 11:30pm
go buy some thorlo socks. they're about 10 -12 bucks a pair, but unless you got bilbo baggins feet– you ain't punching thru them.
my favorites? the tennis socks.
Anonymous
June 17th, 2003
at 12:20am
Tell me about stubbed toes. I had too small of a snowboard boot the day after Christmas and the pressure on my big toe nail turned the whole thing black. Really ugly. Even the docs said that the nail would fall off but 6 months later it's still there, black as heck and deformed looking. Damn rental place.
Anonymous
June 17th, 2003
at 12:22am
Oh and one crucial tip regarding socks from the great Jeff Murdock: “I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.”
Anonymous
June 17th, 2003
at 4:11am
Must be a coup d' toe.
Anonymous
June 17th, 2003
at 11:18am
horrible. simply horrible. wow. Amusing, but horrible.
Anonymous
June 17th, 2003
at 12:09pm
all my socks get holes in them the first time i wear them. it scares me often and makes me sad cause i just can't stand to throw out my new toe socks or my new monkey socks!!!
Anonymous
June 17th, 2003
at 12:20pm
http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/tape.htm
Anonymous
June 18th, 2003
at 2:15am
I found chris' missing left sock -> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=leo+laporte+sucks
Anonymous
June 25th, 2003
at 7:25am
Cut your toenails!!!!
Anonymous
June 27th, 2003
at 1:17am
Chris, talking from the experience of working at Gap on Market Street SF (the big one), those socks arne't meant to last past 2 washings. Take jim's advice and buy from fruits… :-D
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at 11:43pm
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at 1:26pm
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