Social Media Updates for 2010-04-25
- IMG_4006 – http://lgno.me/cA0eV7 #
- Virginia Geese at Airlie House – http://lgno.me/auuGFZ #
- Thanks to @EllenK76 for housewatching and puppysitting for me! Wave if you see her on the live stream. #
- This is what happens when I leave my iPad at home: http://youtu.be/kjhiDUc2SHw #WTF #
- The iPhone tethering option would be nice right about now. Steve Jobs and AT&T have forsaken us. #
- Logitech Coupons – http://lgno.me/94U4gM #
- GoDaddy Coupons – http://lgno.me/ccVgDH #
- Eating dinner alone at the hotel's Sports Bar. Not sure if I'm watching basketball or baseball. Which is which, again? #
- Every time I get carded for ordering wine, I demand it come in a sippy cup. #
- This is rediculous. They actually have separate restrooms for Democrats and Republicans in DC. I'm an Independent – now what?! #
- Washington DC is awesome. I've only been here for a few minutes and have already been given $7.3m in brib… er, donations. #
- There should be a law forcing people to STAND FIVE FEET AWAY from the baggage carousel until their luggage is in plain sight. #
- Feels good to be online again. I was starting to hallucinate; swear I saw William Shatner ripping wires from the plane wing. #
- Pilot came back to see me, personally. He wanted to know if he should get an iPad. #
- MacBook Pro Unboxing – http://lgno.me/c7WxUg #
- How to Order a New MacBook Pro – http://lgno.me/d30qRt #
- 24 Hour Fitness Coupons – http://lgno.me/aCFM5F #
- Flight attendant just told me to turn off my electronic equipment. Doesn't she know who I am? #
- United Airlines may be #1 on time, but they're "last place" in my book for failing to put WiFi on this cross-country flight. #
- Crap. Middle seat on the plane for 5 hours. Screw it! I'm pulling out my new, gigantic 17" MacBook. #
- Mikasa Coupons – http://lgno.me/b0alQa #
- If there's no WiFi on my flight from Seattle to DC, I'm gonna cry the entire way. #
- Canon Coupons – http://lgno.me/ciMSgF #
- Compact Appliance Coupons – http://chris.pirillo.com/compact-appliance-coupons/ #
- Eastbay Coupons – http://lgno.me/bhLfXl #
- Sephora Coupons – http://lgno.me/cBuLht #
- I wonder if @GuyKawasaki wonders if I like his Open Forum posts? #
- Twitter "support" is an absolute fucking joke. #
- Blair Coupons – http://lgno.me/dqDDit #
- I'm not the only one streaming from my house tonight: http://ustre.am/cgGG #
- SpaLook Coupons – http://lgno.me/bG7l5t #
- Some people expect me to be the same person I was 10 years ago. That would be more pathetic than the actual expectation. #
- MacBook Pro Unboxing Live: http://youtu.be/bpOE_pYxvkI #
- A phone just friended me on Facebook. #
- The @SeattleTimes is now following me on Twitter. This should be front page news tomorrow. #
- The beauty of gifting. http://lgno.me/9OG6nN [Giving for the thrill of it is its own reward.] #
- Ego is the immediate dictate of human consciousness. [Max Planck] #
- Home Depot Coupons – http://lgno.me/aq9IfT #
- Depressing/tragic nursery rhymes. http://lgno.me/bNVdfZ ["Knick Knack, Mobster Whack" and "Mary Had a Little Drinking Problem" missed.] #
- MacBook Pro 17" (Early 2010) Geekbench: http://bit.ly/93cRfE #
- I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. [Chauncey Depew] #
- The Gunpowder Plot – a reminiscence. http://lgno.me/dfYFD6 [No, not that gunpowder plot. The other one!] #
- Guitar Center Coupons – http://lgno.me/c9hbsA #
- The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV. [@GeorgeLopez] #
- Another gigantic @ustream failure in the middle of the broadcast. http://live.pirillo.com/ #
- Advertising placed on cremation urns. http://lgno.me/aQTJNA [Is the implied message "buy or die?"] #
- Unboxing a MacBook Pro Live: http://live.pirillo.com/ #
- This is government. There is no entertainment. [Judy Davis] #
- Is Social Media alive in Hawaii? http://bit.ly/cpJUCI #nextlevelhi #
- "Problems tend to stay problems because they are not dealt with, not because they are not recognized." http://lgno.me/dAvBVu [Mozilla woes] #
- Trying to make Windows 7 "be" like Windows XP is like trying to manually shift an automatic transmission. #dumbidea #
- When I was 14, I was the oldest I ever was. I've been getting younger ever since. [Shirley Temple] #
- Is BlackBerry now obsolete? http://lgno.me/bbg1Yn [Like cobblestone and steam-powered toasters?] #
- White people scare the crap out of me. [@MMflint] #
- The New Mac: http://youtu.be/5-pf53s6FsE #
- 1Password for Windows beta available: http://bit.ly/cfU6wn [@tuaw] #
- Hulu cheapskates, there is no free lunch! http://lgno.me/aYNrmV [This is more like the buffet with a two-drink minimum. Cheaper, really.] #
- I'll be unboxing my new 17" MacBook Pro today at 2pm PST: http://live.pirillo.com/ [HT @pcpitstop] #
- The Six Million Dollar Man was one thing, but I wanted to keep my own parts. [Lee Majors] #
- Bank trojan Zeus takes direct aim at Firefox users. http://lgno.me/9c7beO [Bank trojan Thor already had IE covered.] #
- On this day in history, New Coke was released. #
- If that's the way the game is played, I don't want to play anymore. [Joyce DeWitt] #
- Facebook accounts for sale. http://lgno.me/boSslY [With six you get eggroll!] #
- What Would You Do With a Million Dollars? – http://lgno.me/9UXgYh #
- McAfee Mess Could Cost Millions – http://lgno.me/8ZSrRE #
- How can something reported 20 minutes ago be "old news?" #
- Star Wars vs. Star Trek debate going on over here on Facebook: http://bit.ly/9Yih7v #
- @ronknights – When you're in a room alone, sometimes you forget that hundreds of people are watching. :) in reply to ronknights #
- Any #Seattle area caterer care to sponsor tomorrow evening's @Gnomedex volunteer meeting at my house? :) #
- Talking about the McAfee / Windows XP Reboot Débâcle: http://live.pirillo.com/ #
- Web Site Advertising Options – http://lgno.me/aTh9hX #
- Lang Lang Piano Encore on the iPad – http://lgno.me/aeG1Vi #
- Are Copy Machines a Security Risk? – http://lgno.me/dBIQZk #
- Leonard Nimoy retires from Star Trek: http://bit.ly/9gmcJs [via @bigbrains] #
- Overheard someone talking about their "misogynist" when they clearly meant "massage therapist." #
- Got ten minutes? http://www.tenminutes.org/ #
- Hitler Reacts to the Hitler Parodies Being Removed from YouTube: http://youtu.be/kBO5dh9qrIQ #
- I owe @LucretiaPruitt something. #
- iPad Helps Vision-Impaired Elderly Read – http://lgno.me/9iRq8d #
- Should I Get a Mac or PC? – http://lgno.me/bvMdlb #
- The @popchips CEO sent me a gigantic basket of munchies. Must've been 20 bags in there! Took me a whole hour to eat 'em all. #
- The Terminator vs Chuck Norris http://lgno.me/dhNxSJ #
- Pieces of Nine: Part I – a serialized story. http://lgno.me/aDawmF [An upgrade from pieces of eight, matey!] #
- I like to start the day early – it keeps me out of trouble. [Glen Campbell] #
- Touch Pack for Windows 7 Now Available – http://lgno.me/cGyinm #
- At least their thumbs are in good shape! http://lgno.me/bmwUfC [But are they opposable?] #
- Ingratitude is the essence of vileness. [Immanuel Kant] #
- Ubuntu Thoughts – http://lgno.me/9tDkP3 #
- Logitech Performance Mouse MX review. http://lgno.me/c2WFFm #
- You know what shows today are missing? Stars. [Aaron Spelling] #
- Can't decide where to go to eat? Let Urban Spoon choose. http://lgno.me/bYW53m [Probably a more lucid choice than Bourbon Spoon. Hiccup!] #
- Mac OS X problems seemingly fixed by clearing ~/Library/Fonts directory. [HT @WilShipley, @KrystynChong] #
- Beer: it's the best damn drink in the world. [Jack Nicholson] #
- Solutions: Work & Sustainability. http://lgno.me/bdcOkB #
- I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. [John Waters] #
- Bond film suspension speaks more about writing quality. http://lgno.me/b0qN2p [Maybe the team needs a colorful villain taunting it.] #
- Dell's New Windows 7 Phone Leaked – but Will It Be a Real Contender? http://bit.ly/cY4VBU #
- I never was the girl next door. [Bettie Page] #
- New HP tablet rivals iPad. http://lgno.me/9JY1xo #
- If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. [Ryan Stiles] #
- Google Chrome devices will be in the $300-$400 range, says CEO. http://lgno.me/bsdyzR [But think how many LEGOs that could buy!] #
- Apparently I'm the most naked that anyone's been on TNT. My poor mother. [Sheryl Lee] #
- Top 5 Earth Day actions (inactions). http://lgno.me/9sLlGT [But I'm still recovering from Mars Day! What a planet!] #
- I'm so tired, I can't sleep. #
- Like. #
- Blizzard Cashes in on Virtual Game Spending – http://lgno.me/cECppW #
- Top Ten Weird Pet Accessories – http://lgno.me/aD4Qo2 #
- Computer Software Will Not Train Your Brain – http://lgno.me/bPe2wx #
- Steam for Mac has Finally Hit Beta – http://lgno.me/c7OP3Q #
- How to be a DJ with Your iPad – http://lgno.me/cn3Oe5 #
- Do Computer Majors Mean Anything Anymore? – http://lgno.me/dyMNae #
- Any one of my friends in #Hawaii going to join us at http://nextlevelhawaii.eventbrite.com/ next week? #
- Where is the remote? http://lgno.me/8XyZGV [Hang on. I'm finding it with my remote's remote!] #
- I wish I knew someone from the IRS. Are they on Twitter? ;) #
- My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings. [Nicole Sullivan] #
- Head in the clouds? http://lgno.me/d4DYgO [Better than where a lot of people stick their heads...] #
- http://youtube.com/ChrisPirillo #
- I'd rather spend my time looking at the sky than listening to Whitney Houston. [Robert Smith] #
- This update being posted on my iPhone through AT&T's n… (Call Failed) #
- @milbrandtvino – Maybe one day I'll try something from your vineyard! #wawine in reply to milbrandtvino #
- Preparing before the collapse. http://lgno.me/9Bu9c4 [Whatever collapse you choose, it's wise to be ready for anything.] #
- I never get the girl. I wind up with a country instead. [Anthony Quinn] #
- LeapFish $100K Ca$h Da$h – http://lgno.me/biektZ #
- Reading is for noobz! http://lgno.me/9WQKCa [Telepathy is for smarteez! Spelling is for... dicshunareez!] #
- What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen. [Iggy Pop] #
- Mac Mini Questions – http://lgno.me/cFEIIs #
- Apple iPad – the good, the bad, and the ugly. http://lgno.me/aCR5Nf [Fingerprints aren't ugly - they're like unique snowflakes! But oily.] #
- The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. [John Muir] #
- Do I know anybody at @popcap_games? #
- Just got off the phone with @DrorCeder from @Wibiya & @WibiyaTeam – they're fixing the problems. All is well! The toolbar stays. #
- Future proofing your mobile computers. http://lgno.me/au6LsZ [Putting off obsolescence? Absolutely!] #
- I think hidden underneath a lot of teachers are very sexy women. [Andie MacDowell] #
- The iPhone 4G: lost and now found. http://lgno.me/cNJueF [Was blind, but now it sees? Maybe that front-facing camera helps...] #
- I'm considering removing the @wibiya toolbar from my sites. The team is unresponsive, has security, iPad & IE bugs they won't fix. #
- I don't like the Centellino as much as I do the Vinturi: http://youtu.be/8dvPCXKK6Pk #wawine #wine #
- Don't try too hard to be young. Be who you are. [@TonyDanza] #
- Top 5 Earth Day Inactions: http://ow.ly/1Bi07 #
- Perhaps the old boy was right… http://lgno.me/b3ivbY [Oh, we're not talking about Rupert Murdoch this time!] #
- Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. [Josh Billings] #
- More Facebook scams. http://lgno.me/dtL6NJ [Didn't the $1000 Ikea gift cards seem a little suspect?] #
- How Do You Manage Your Time? – http://lgno.me/bPoFjf #
- Would You Give up a Finger for an iPad? – http://lgno.me/bc1bHw #
- Do Teens Text Too Much? – http://lgno.me/b5Gb4t #
- Dancing with the Stars vs. American Idol http://lgno.me/92Wbfq #
- Centellino Wine Aerator / Decanter Review – http://lgno.me/bfjisw #
- Steve Jobs is Ticked at Gizmodo – http://lgno.me/cVIfYd #
- Puppet Reviews Opera Mini for the iPhone – http://lgno.me/cWrwTw #
- If you hold a Pre backwards, it sings: "Palm is Dead. Palm is dead. Palm is dead. Palm is dead." #
- Three Blogs which will not be invited to the next official iPhone announcement: Willy's Aglets, Chris Pirillo, and Gizmodo. #
- Congratulations, @HeavyRestaurant #Seattle! @HipsForHire and I will be joining you tonight to celebrate her birthday! #
- Now @HipsForHire wants your #Seattle restaurant to tell her why she should have her birthday dinner there tonight. Good luck! #
- Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours." [Robert Byrne] #
- Bluetooth Buttplug: http://youtu.be/7DLCd5iFmXc [Handsfree, @VioletBlue!] #
- Walt Mossberg's Review of Opera Mini for the iPhone: http://youtu.be/BJ_tAW8QsUQ [@mosspuppet] #
- Did you know that Wisconsin's got a state bacteria? http://lgno.me/cGjwYt [Who cut the cheese?] #
- Steve Jobs Responds to Gizmodo: http://youtu.be/hjhta_KmPkE #nsfw #
- I'm a professional crastinator. A pro, if you will… #
- But cats to me are strange – so strange I cannot sleep if one is near. [W.H. Davies] #
- There aren't any #Seattle area restaurants on Twitter that want to help me celebrate @HipsForHire's birthday tonight? #
- Hey @HeavyRestaurant – do you want us to celebrate @HipsForHire's birthday with you at Purple tonight? Answer fast or lose the chance. #
- It says Sony… was it made by Sony? http://lgno.me/a33ULm #
- Burson Headphone Amp Review – http://lgno.me/bZxZIj #
- Wanna do a good deed for the day? Tweet "Happy Birthday" to @HipsForHire. #
- When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. [Luther Vandross] #
- Google Snubs Censorship – http://lgno.me/b23wNX #
- http://meme.yahoo.com/geeks/ <- Now what? #
- New Nissan Juke for 2011 should turn heads. http://lgno.me/9bRCKk [But which way?] #
- Will Yahoo be the Next Twitter? – http://lgno.me/9q8GKl #
- New iPhone: http://youtu.be/MOIPeDsYXmY #
- I'm a civic busybody and I've been blessed with an active career. [George Takei] #
- Top 5 best (worst) detention slips. http://lgno.me/dbQZlf [All your reason are belong to us!] #
- Yes, I'm politically conservative – and I absolutely detest right-wing "media." #
- The pain was considerable, but trivial compared with my mental state. [Harold Lloyd] #
- Build Your Own WordPress Site Guide: http://lgno.me/9C6e2w ['tis free!] #
- Fox News is to Journalism as Xbox is to Pasta. #
- Eccentric doesn't bother me. [Crispin Hellion Glover] #
- Droid Shorts: http://lgno.me/bIcgT8 [Predecessor to Droid Lederhosen, coming out in time for Oktoberfest 2011.] #
- Allow the diversity to exist. There is nothing wrong with it. [Jessica Lange] #
- Do you read? http://ow.ly/1AKB1 #
- Sticking to 1500 calories per day, I've dropped 10 pounds since SXSW. Easy! http://bit.ly/Ae7st #
- With Google Chrome removing http://, will we survive? http://lgno.me/drzRft [Gloria Gaynor will!] #
- Wishing there was a WordPress theme-as-an-app for Events. #
- Acting is a sort of pressure cooker that allows the fizz to come out the top. [Andy Serkis] #
- Coffee payment by iPhone? Why not a more ubiquitous solution? http://lgno.me/9Zoasm [Like goats. I want to pay in goats!] #
- Acer Goes Into The TV Business: http://bit.ly/a6PnaZ [All TVs are the same, no?] #
- Tweets with both a #MobiTV hashtag and http://spn.tw/7PCT in them are being entered for an iPad giveaway. #ad [Good luck!] #
- This is what a Tweet Looks Like: http://bit.ly/9zyoQa [@rww] #
- Sweet! My Google Buzz just got spammed for the first time: http://bit.ly/atJvFN #
- Just saw @diskopo on @msnbc talking about the next-gen iPhone. Apple requested its return, which only confirms the leak was real. #
- MSNBC is interviewing the guy who "found" the "lost" iPhone prototype (live on TV in a few minutes)! #
- Iceland: kicking ash and taking memes. #
- Which Camera is Better? – http://lgno.me/av5t7V #
- 100 Washington Wineries to Follow on Twitter – http://lgno.me/dscX5y #
- Which MacBook Should I Get? – http://lgno.me/doDq9N #
- iPad Stand – http://lgno.me/ceX6lz #
- Ramen Noodles for Bachelors – http://lgno.me/bBDFug #
- Would you rather be addicted to narcoleptics or narcotics? http://lgno.me/dv46Y5 #
- Recording videos and live phone calls: http://live.pirillo.com/ #
- I hope @JenKMiller appreciates my Top 50 YouTube Tips http://bit.ly/SOMlj for @AllRecipesNews #
- Ankit Earbuds Review – http://lgno.me/dC2OLF #
- The ugliest mammal on the planet Earth is… http://lgno.me/bPkCrt #
- Apple Software Engineer named Gray Powell lost the next iPhone: http://bit.ly/cVg36q #
- One hacker says Apple and Mac users don't take security seriously. http://lgno.me/c1elJE [It's getting seriouser and seriouser.] #
- Me in 50 Years – http://lgno.me/a31zk1 #
- I maintain my sanity by keeping my distance. [Luis Miguel] #
- I wish there was a cross-platform screensaver that would auto-play YouTube videos. #
- - MySpace vs Dog Poop? http://bit.ly/9FI3SB #
- - @pandora_radio vs. @Muziic: http://bit.ly/caNhpN #
- How much quality will you pay for? http://lgno.me/bNcEix [Five. I will pay for five quality!] #
- If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way. [Jayne Mansfield] #
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through his… http://bit.ly/9MNiV0y #
- That carry-on bag will cost you! http://lgno.me/bwwaC9 [Maybe you should just leave her at home?] #
- The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. [Dudley Moore] #
- For some, black and white movies never get old. http://lgno.me/d4uKks [I don't think Ted "The Colorizer" Turner is among them, though.] #
- It's so comforting to know that there are so many people in this world sicker than I am. [Tim Curry] #
- Crashing structures and emerging dreams. http://lgno.me/az6K6P [And the colors, man! The colors!] #
- "Charlie Bit Me" Auto Tune Remix: http://youtu.be/WOEKrrsBdGo [via @prestontaylor] #
- Distraction-free Writing: http://bit.ly/bY8usH #
- I get lonely when I'm a PlayStation widow. [Ashley Judd] #
- Fewer than 50 seats left for @SMCSeattle's "Social Media Ethics and Best Practices" on 4/27. RSVP http://bit.ly/bztoJ4 #SMCSea #
- IZABO Video with iPhones – http://lgno.me/d9iAsK #
- The http://go.tagjag.com/iosafe now has a 20% discount on it. #
- What should the next iPhone be called? http://lgno.me/a30QPd [Gladys, I think, is a nice name.] #
- I'm superstitious… but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. [Kate Hudson] #
- For real – Apple's next iPhone?! http://gizmodo.com/5520164/this-is-apples-next-iphone #
- Re-Architecting Disaster Recovery Solutions: http://lgno.me/dmGod9 [In case you didn't architect it right the first time!] #
- Tap Tap Radiation – http://lgno.me/dt73XQ #
- A long time ago, in a country not so far away, I was eight years old, doing my best Darth Vader. [Hayden Christensen] #
- L.A. to end wild west for weed dispensaries; hundreds of shops to close. http://lgno.me/bQT1kK [Cowboys with glaucoma to picket City Hall!] #
- Atomic power will make electricity too cheap to meter. [Glenn T. Seaborg] #
- Not getting enough answers? ChaCha your questions: #ad http://spn.tw/7vlD [And vice versa!] #
- There's still a hole in @Adobe Reader. http://lgno.me/cywWkd [Dear Liza, dear Liza...] #
- Increase productivity by auto-expanding abbreviations into full text: #ad http://spn.tw/7wQn [It's Breevy!] #
- iPhone TV Show Streaming with MobiTV – http://lgno.me/bVbqju #
- Lamps Plus Coupons – http://lgno.me/dCN3i4 #
- Busted Tees Coupons – http://lgno.me/9GkQE7 #
- I refuse to work out. Isn't that some form of "resistance training?" #
- The lamb at @maxi_sea tastes unlike any lamb I've ever had. Not gamey. Redefining flavor, here. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ #Seattle #
- Best smoked salmon in #Seattle can be found at @maxi_sea – c'est yummy! #
- Seattle Gum Wall – http://lgno.me/beCSaN #
- Join us in the Alibi Room tonight at 7pm to celebrate @HipsForHire's birthday? http://schmap.it/QI0DEk #
- http://www.destroythesilence.com/ – can the iPad revolutionize music creation? [@ranajune] #
- I can't hear you, there's a… http://bit.ly/b24yq0 #
- The next Indiana Jones movie should… http://bit.ly/dxdy0D #
- Favorite Google Chrome Extensions: http://bit.ly/cyuZWI #
- What should the next iPhone be called? http://bit.ly/bd3OBa #
- Social Media Updates for 2010-04-18 – http://lgno.me/b0TlqZ #
