Social Media Updates for 2010-02-28

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  • The faux concern of newscasters in the wake of a massive quake is comedy at its finest. #
  • Military Allows Facebook & Twitter: http://bit.ly/aNXxiJ #
  • BMI Doesn't Mean Squat: http://youtu.be/0GLjo8jjAJ8 #
  • Is this the real @MichaelDell? #
  • To all those getting kicked from the chat room at http://live.pirillo.com/ – YOU shouldn't have misbehaved. I'm muted for a reason. #
  • How to Collaborate: http://bit.ly/aYmihi #
  • Video demo: http://bit.ly/axI1Q3 [Do those colors go together?] #
  • If you're good with color coordination, I need your help: http://bit.ly/dfJuLb [Does that look or seem correct?] #
  • If you analyze a hero deeply enough, you'll find a villain. #
  • YouTube Tweaks its Layout: http://bit.ly/app4IE #
  • Software Training – http://lgno.me/atb9fQ #
  • 100 Twitter Tools: http://bit.ly/dxj8g #
  • For Facebook fanatics: http://apps.facebook.com/-funtext/ #
  • Europeans get Testy about ACTA: http://bit.ly/axDLjc #
  • Offer Help Remote Assistance – http://lgno.me/aCtxCY #
  • My style is "Alack Thereof." Is that French? #
  • 7.0m earthquake in Haiti. 7.3m near Japan. Now a 8.5m earthquake in Chile?I'm starting to wonder if Seattle or California will be next? #
  • Fellow Iowans (former or current): @astro_clay is our astronaut! #
  • iTunes Prize Winner Calls Steve Jobs a Liar! – http://lgno.me/cjbfp8 #
  • I just became the mayor of I Don't Value My Privacy Or Yours on Foursquare. #
  • Looks like @HouseholdHacker is live: http://www.blogtv.com/people/householdhacker #
  • Dropping names is like dropping pants – you're the only one who winds up looking STUPID. #
  • *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* (that's a shout out to you) #
  • People who live in Curling arenas shouldn't throw stones. #
  • Google Buzz is currently the "Windows Me" of social media tools. #
  • If a user has a generic product (or female) username with a "hot chick" avatar, 99% of the time: they're a SPAMMER. #
  • I need to record a live tech support help video with http://gotoassist.com/chris right now. Who out there is having problems? :) #
  • I need to record a live tech support help video with http://gotoassist.com/chrisright now. Who out there is having problems? :) #
  • This status update was rated ★☆☆☆☆ by you. #
  • Tweet Tips – http://lgno.me/bGLvTJ #
  • Over 90% of the YouTube audience is seemingly under 10 years of age… or acts like it. #
  • Not to make light of a tragedy, but why is *anybody* surprised that a Killer Whale lived up to its name? @Shamu #
  • Ninety percent of everything is crap. [Theodore Sturgeon] #
  • RealPlayer SP Converter Review: http://bit.ly/dpqUja #
  • Truth is the torch that gleams through the fog without dispelling it. [Claude Adrien Helvetius] #
  • Top 42 free Linux games you would love to play! http://lgno.me/a6AxcV [But how do they relate to life, the universe, and everything?] #
  • http://typewith.me/twittertips #
  • [VIDEO] http://youtu.be/RWVQagCUJGQ – Capacitative 6" e-reader prototype by Sagem Wireless. Kindle? iPad? Nook? #
  • An expert knows all the answers – if you ask the right questions. [Levi Strauss] #
  • Sure, there's a JooJoo – but what about the ChristianChristian? #
  • Windows 7 shortcuts eBook: http://lgno.me/cxAoas #
  • Google scratched out my search query: http://bit.ly/ch72Vj #
  • An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. [Victor Hugo] #
  • Suggestion: why doesn't FriendFeed open source their platform to let the community keep something going before it disappears? #
  • Further outrage over school spying in PA. http://lgno.me/c9be82 [And honestly, can there ever be enough outrage?] #
  • Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. [Jackie Gleason] #
  • Today's WTF moment: http://youtu.be/–K3X6rptE4 #
  • Have you ever read your medical policy? http://lgno.me/aY6ibk [What percentage of Americans these days even have a medical policy?] #
  • For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide. [Johnny Cash] #
  • Know your Constitutional Rights related to the Census: http://youtu.be/RsDhkPym01k #
  • Can Dell's tablet deliver against Apple? http://lgno.me/dyWWhI [Maybe if it omits the word "pad" from its description.] #
  • Facebook patented the "Live News Feed?" Fine. I'm patenting the "Live Video Feed of the Back of Some Guy's Head As He Does Nothing." #
  • I could never resist the call of the trail. [Buffalo Bill] #
  • Facebook Bug Delivers Mail to the Wrong People – http://lgno.me/9sDCpQ #
  • Songkick bills itself as "the easiest way to find concerts." http://lgno.me/byUNpH [Is there a service that'll get you out of bad concerts?] #
  • Let's make some funny pictures. [Tex Avery] #
  • Is webOS 1.4 Hitting Sprint Today? – http://lgno.me/a2eR3l #
  • Why application automation should be part of IT infrastructure: http://lgno.me/c45N6e #
  • ShopAtHome Stabs Fellow Colorado Affiliates in the Back: http://bit.ly/cUnJ1Q #
  • What Happens When FriendFeed Goes Down? – http://lgno.me/cTFeSc #
  • Live Video iPhone – http://lgno.me/aE1GTZ #
  • Pocket Pirillo: http://youtu.be/O9O8trliep0 #
  • A Message To Teens Who Deal With Hate: http://bit.ly/a1Umka [via @lamarrwilson] #
  • I'm 6 tips shy of finishing the "140 Twitter Tips" eBook (to be sold as a PDF for $1.40). Credit given for submitted & accepted tips! #
  • http://www.youtube.com/my_speed #
  • Is it Time for Summer Yet? – http://lgno.me/d0h5XX #
  • Facebook crime nets a fifteen year conviction. http://lgno.me/dr6Dqv [Usually, you break a couple of mirrors for that kind of luck.] #
  • Tips for Twitter – http://lgno.me/9XRL3y #
  • Is copyright getting in the way of us preserving our history? http://bit.ly/9Bp0Rh #
  • Wicked! http://listimonkey.com/ – email alerts for Twitter lists. [via @_mark] #
  • Never make a promise – you may have to keep it. [Neil Jordan] #
  • http://listimonkey.com/ – email alerts for Twitter lists. #
  • It's a hard drive! No, it's a flask! No, it's… http://lgno.me/bDlL8x [the Iomega 250G portable hard drive!] #
  • 15,283,557 total views on http://ustre.am/8V – only 6,600,022 more to overtake the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam. #
  • I can't cut off an ear every day. [Martin Kippenberger] #
  • "Worried about cell phones and WiFi causing cancer? Analog TV transmissions used up to millions of watts per station." [@dsearls] #
  • Genius presentation from @DanZarella: "The Science of Retweets" – http://slidesha.re/ItM8f #
  • A video game and handheld console that you might have missed. http://lgno.me/d8LGxM #
  • The first time you hear your child in any way criticise you… it's the worst review of your life. [Téa Leoni] #
  • Qualcomm’s Next Generation 7X30 Smartphone Platform at Mobile World Congress: http://bit.ly/b1i69S #
  • Top 150 Social Media Tips and Tricks: http://lgno.me/cD619p [Twitter and Facebook] #
  • Mobile usage turns to play. http://lgno.me/a9L8lU ["The fight for our social souls is just warming up."] #
  • I need YOUR help with a Twitter Tips eBook: http://youtu.be/pYKyH2o6ztw #
  • I can't help it that I'm beautiful. [@realcarrottop] #
  • iPhone "Jellyfish" Wallpaper: http://www.ifixit.com/blog/?p=2389 [via @chris_chua] #
  • Are you a teenage cyberbully? http://lgno.me/bTY5vI [Not anymore! Now I'm a grown-up cyberbully.] #
  • All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. [George Harrison] #
  • T-Mobile getting the iPhone? http://lgno.me/dkPPSd [Germans already have this option. Keine Messe!] #
  • The downtrodden are the great creators of slang. [Anthony Burgess] #
  • FCC hacking up the spectrum, again. http://lgno.me/du7mPj [Sounds painful. It should try neti pot.] #
  • Social Media #
  • There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. [@chelsealately] #
  • Scribd means never running out of stuff to read. http://lgno.me/cYUB1Y [Like "Catholic School Girls Wanna Have Fun." True story!] #
  • I'm like the universe: either expanding or contracting at any given moment. [Sean Astin] #
  • Website Magazine "is a free resource offering practical advice and helpful tools": http://lgno.me/drAgXb [But where's the ice cream?] #
  • What is There to Do in Boston? – http://lgno.me/aQwi9l #
  • MyBlueDish provides high-speed Internet to virtually all places in the continental U.S. #ad http://spn.tw/4URX [Even the most rural towns.] #
  • Do You Follow the Right People on Twitter? – http://lgno.me/bSiIxN #
  • Facebook Blackmail Costs Teen Prison Time – http://lgno.me/9I7vRl #
  • Social Media Statistics – http://lgno.me/bii1VO #
  • Lady Gaga Tops Vevo – http://lgno.me/9NaIJU #
  • How to Enable the Best Gmail Tweaks – http://lgno.me/a6g25O #
  • http://bit.ly/bjTgBW – the Top 10 Signs That You’re a Social Media Douchebag. Are you? #
  • The Days of Dial-Up – http://lgno.me/aDUfC5 #
  • How to Make use of Geeks – http://lgno.me/d09Dfp #
  • How to Clean a Poop Stain – http://lgno.me/a5UBex #
  • Top 10 Internet Addiction Symptoms – http://lgno.me/a8idwb #
  • Double Rainbow over Issaquah – http://lgno.me/ce1XVB #
  • Opera continues to speed up. http://lgno.me/dl7YNL [Or maybe that singing fat lady's just on helium?] #
  • Internet Addiction Might Actually Get Recognized By The Official Book Of Mental Disorders: http://bit.ly/cuXAZl [Don't RT this!] #
  • Google added Facebook Pages to real-time search. Let's see if it picks up this word: parsleyfarts! #
  • The sun will not rise or set without my notice and thanks. [Winslow Homer] #
  • In April, gas to drop to $1.95 a gallon. Why? http://lgno.me/aHXdrK [People threatening to ride zeppelins to work, I'm sure.] #
  • Live stream from the other side of my home office: http://ustre.am/cgGG #
  • Those energy efficient light bulbs may look like curly fries, but they sure don't taste like 'em. #
  • Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to give us. [Vincent Voiture] #
  • World's Crappiest Video: http://youtu.be/nHwBnd6R_vw #
  • Apple's anti-smut program. http://lgno.me/amSAUx [Aww, what did smut ever do to Apple?] #
  • I didn't miss the rat race, but I kinda missed the rats. [Jerry Nachman] #
  • 50% dos tweets não são escritas em Inglês. #
  • 7.2 Magniturd Earthquake: http://youtu.be/J0mctKLFQv0 #
  • Audi A3 TDI: small diesel = big fun. http://lgno.me/bUXNBD #
  • Nathan Papadopulos's response to not being able to rename a SAMBA drive. It's quite irritating. #
  • Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. [George A. Moore] #
  • SortFix: an interesting way to filter your Google searches. http://lgno.me/btgsNe [With power words! Like circumlocution and glockenspiel?] #
  • Not sure I can recommend @Seagate anymore for its OS X usability issues. WTF is the "fads1a2700" drive. #fail #
  • He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. [George William Curtis] #
  • The history of LEGO: http://bit.ly/clJD9w [via @amalucky] #
  • Senators Kerry & Lugar Introduce the Startup Visa Act: http://bit.ly/aAEosW [via @davemcclure] #
  • Do you still play in MUDs? http://lgno.me/8ZYZPO [Or does your mom yell at you for messing up your clothes, too?] #
  • A wig is a wig is a wig. [@realbillyzane] #
  • What's the most pain you have ever felt? http://lgno.me/biYxEQ [The time I sat through Gone With the Wind was unpleasant.] #
  • A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace: http://bit.ly/4u7zJG [via @JeffJarvis] #
  • I'm here to make sense. [Edward James Olmos] #
  • New version of TinkerTool is out! http://bit.ly/9Xk3K [Excellent and free tweaking utility for Mac OS X.] #
  • Your movie download, brought to you by Walmart. http://lgno.me/c9aJWm [Poor Hollywood execs are probably already crying. Aww.] #
  • Rickroll No More – http://lgno.me/cVHldL #
  • Yelp Slammed With Class-Action Suit – http://lgno.me/dikI2x #
  • A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. [Mitch Hedberg] #
  • Are You a Teenage Cyberbully? http://bit.ly/dlAhXs [or do you know one?] #
  • Record Your Life with AudioBoo – http://lgno.me/daqsln #
  • The Art & Science of JavaScript: http://lgno.me/97iM5A #
  • http://typewith.me/ is off to a rocking start. Have you used it with others yet? For what, if I might ask? #
  • Now @HipsForHire is a "Video Nurse" – answering your health questions online: http://youtu.be/WXwPGU1E1v8 #
  • All in all, it's just another geek in the wall. #
  • Trying "Poutine" for the first time with @HipsForHire. #
  • Yahoo and Twitter are Going to Share! – http://lgno.me/cv5Luq #
  • Protect Your Data with Sunbelt Personal Firewall – http://lgno.me/c1kC6T #
  • Do You Have a Drobo Storage Device? – http://lgno.me/bmTYsD #
  • Social Media Site Management Strategy – http://lgno.me/aMI3rm #
  • Motorola Head-mounted Computer Gen.2 Kopin Golden-i – http://lgno.me/cE1MPc #
  • My eyes don't know where to focus on these slides. Information overload. Too many words. Barely visible font. #smcsea #
  • I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY HATE POWERPOINT. #smcsea #
  • Hey @Swedish – where are the fish and meatballs?! #smcsea #
  • The future of social media? More catchphrases and carpetbaggers. #smcsea #
  • RIM may discontinue BlackBerry Storm. http://lgno.me/aawAmM [iMsorry?] #
  • You can make a new friend but you can't make an old one. [Tom Bodett] #
  • Oh, how Google's dropped the ball on the Nexus. http://lgno.me/d8H53T [Keep it complicated, smarty!] #
  • I write because I can't imagine not writing. [Richard Price] #
  • Burger King has a new secret weapon. http://lgno.me/deIzwh [And he's the world's most disturbing monarch since Richard III.] #
  • Anyone who claims to have an entirely clear conscience is almost certainly a bore. [Bernard Cornwell] #
  • How do teenagers watch TV? http://lgno.me/9cSBi4 [From two feet away like most of us who now need glasses did?] #
  • I've always wanted to be an actress, ever since I was a little girl. [Dakota Fanning] #
  • Have you tried http://typewith.me/ yet? #
  • Initial iPad Demand Greater than iPhone's: http://bit.ly/aBm33n [via @TUAW] #
  • Buy now – DRAM pricing on the rise. http://lgno.me/dalVyx [The same goes for everything from guns to butter.] #
  • Google CEO Demanded His Mistress Take Down Her Blog: http://bit.ly/dz2raY #
  • YouTube to Kill IE6 support on March 13th: http://bit.ly/bYAj51 #
  • Twenty years and $40 billion. They seem like good round numbers. [Michael Dell] #
  • Web application security – how to minimize prevalent risk of attacks. http://lgno.me/cJIqWE #
  • Only as an individual can man become a philosopher. [Karl Jaspers] #
  • Fluid: the site specific browser. http://lgno.me/9FdPrl [For Mac OS X 10.5 or later] #
  • I don't trust anybody who didn't inhale. [Peter Fonda] #
  • Curling is like… Olympian Scottish shuffleboard! http://lgno.me/9AOVld [Kilt encouraged, but not required.] #
  • I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog. [Kristin Davis] #
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender http://lgno.me/dn3lQp [Soon to be Shyamalanized in a theater near you.] #
  • If Google is so great, why can't it find my sanity? I'll try @bing. #
  • TypeWith.me is for You – http://lgno.me/dz0ifR #
  • Terminator Sex – http://lgno.me/dbcRHF #
  • Lab results are back. My theories are correct: Cadbury fills their Chocolate Eggs with crack. #
  • http://typewith.me/ #
  • Andrew Portess's Top 5 PC Downloads: http://bit.ly/cPYesB #
  • Skype 4.2 Beta (for Windows) is publicly available: http://bit.ly/9Y8kO8 #
  • Motorola Head-mounted Computer: http://youtu.be/uezGoh_oxss #
  • "HACK" (Hot Asian Computer Kitty) streaming live right now: http://ustre.am/cgGG #
  • Terminator XXX: http://bit.ly/KE0ST #
  • Flash 10.1 will suck less on Mac OS X: http://bit.ly/d3w4G0 #
  • "Binary" now available on http://funicode.pirillo.com/ [01110111 00110000 00110000 01110100] #
  • "Binary" now available on http://funicode.pirillo.com/01110111 00110000 00110000 01110100] #
  • I'm having chess pains. #
  • Mobile App Count – Windows Mobile: 693; Palm: 1,492; Apple: 151,000; Android: 19,000. http://bit.ly/c9mjdV [via @bxchen] #
  • Social Media Aggregator: http://youtu.be/r0qnCbB149Q #
  • The Boner is Missing: http://bit.ly/cdzrMa #
  • Customizing WicketPixie for WordPress: http://bit.ly/cZOBFf [Open Source Theme] #
  • Nachos as big as your ass: http://bit.ly/bL9AqN #
  • Why Google Lost out on the Nexus: http://bit.ly/cjxZcz #
  • Post hoc ergo propter hoc. http://lgno.me/bXLa51 [And I didn't think the Romans even had helicopters!] #
  • Cheating is often more efficient. [Jeri Ryan] #
  • http://www.ufostalker.com/ #
  • Moving your business forward with Google software: http://lgno.me/cENE2G #
  • Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. [Luis Buñuel] #
  • The new CopyTrans 4 redefines recovery of iPod, iPhone, and iPod touch music and videos. http://lgno.me/d1a8Nk [Clean that music library!] #
  • New plugin brings HTML5 video to Internet Explorer: http://bit.ly/alJMau #
  • Integrity is the lifeblood of democracy. Deceit is a poison in its veins. [Ted Kennedy] #
  • General Motors' CEO gets $9 million package. http://lgno.me/aHG0KP ["Where is the outrage? Oh, wait; Tiger's on TV again."] #
  • Education is all about being excited about something. Seeing passion and enthusiasm helps push an educational message. [Steve Irwin] #
  • Which "power" Windows Users and resources do you follow on Twitter? #
  • StoryJumper helps you write a children's book with templates or from scratch. http://lgno.me/a7zHkI [If you're up to the challenge!] #
  • iPhone OS coming to New Gadgets: http://lgno.me/bQZTFY #
  • To take my work seriously would be the height of folly. [Edward Gorey] #
  • Google can now buy and sell energy. http://lgno.me/bT9imE [And mortal souls! Muah-hah-hah!] #
  • Take a chance, deny control, love someone and see what happens. [Genesis P-Orridge] #
  • Google Doodle: http://lgno.me/9OPycb [...went to town, a-riding on a pony?] #
  • The last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders. [Rachel Dratch] #
  • Finally, Microsoft offers a choice of browsers. http://lgno.me/cdxuhJ [With one lump, or two?] #
  • A fish may love a bird, but where would they live? [Drew Barrymore] #
  • The certainty of death and taxes isn't usually taken this literally. http://lgno.me/aZ8msE [And does it indicate bigger problems?] #
  • 5 Reasons to Host Your WordPress Blog on our premium hosting service: http://bit.ly/cBEoac #
  • Last night's Hejira concert has been uploaded: http://youtu.be/lS0M8iXZVdw #
  • Here's what an Internet connection used to sound like: http://youtu.be/FG1AQcGGSec #
  • http://www.codeorgan.com/ #
  • Flash Sucks (t-shirt): http://bit.ly/bSqkA8 #
  • Anybody know where I can find the original (high quality) "blue lego" from WebKit / Safari that shows up when Adobe Flash crashes? #
  • African Continent seen in Coffee Cup: http://bit.ly/cDsJ6R [eBay for Charity!] #
  • Rock Bottom Brewery Review – http://lgno.me/9FGrWV #
  • My one-star Yelp review of Rock Bottom Brewery in Bellevue, WA: http://bit.ly/c014Mb #
  • Rock Bottom Restaurant & Brewery on #Yelp: The food is "okay" if you're looking to fill your stomach.

    However, the… http://bit.ly/97y7yZ #

  • Before They Were Famous: Studs & Nerds – http://lgno.me/bD9qSv #
  • World’s First Tweet from a Commodore VIC-20: http://chris.pirillo.com/worlds-first-tweet-from-a-commodore-vic-20/ #
  • I swear, one of my dogs just said: "Nom Nom Nom." #
  • Social Media Updates for 2010-02-21 – http://lgno.me/cYzO8R #