Social Media Updates for 2009-12-13
- Philosophy Coupons – http://bit.ly/6lm0vI #
- Folica Coupons – http://bit.ly/7zflGc #
- What would be your last tweet if the world was going to end tomorrow? http://bit.ly/4PfJTr [Video] #
- RT @nathankam: Wouldn't it be crazy to win trip for 12 to Hawaii? Just make a video: http://bit.ly/5zPJK0 #
- U.S. Broadband is Still Slow: http://bit.ly/8Y94Uu [Needs more cowbell?] #
- Tri-Frequency Wireless Routers Could Be On The Way Soon: http://bit.ly/6IMgip [I'm waiting for Quad.] #
- The Eiffel Tower at Night in Paris, France: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODJjZ9ZkIJ0 [I love things that glow.] #LeWeb #
- There's an elephant in the room – and I think he just farted. #
- Apparently, I'm the "Rush Limbaugh" of the Web 2.0 community: http://bit.ly/5T9bCw [I'll take that as a compliment.] #
- Karmaloop Coupons – http://bit.ly/7rZf8I #
- The Land of Nod Coupons – http://bit.ly/4yZh4X #
- Je crois que certains blogueurs doivent être moins égocentrique et en apprendre davantage sur la culture française avant de l'attaquer. #
- I hate reading Twitter during conference presentations (there are too many trolls with NOTHING positive to say). #
- Get Apple's Free 20-Track Holiday Music Sampler: http://bit.ly/5ZVvUK [How's THAT for a gift?] #
- FlockDraw brings online collaboration to the drawing board. http://bit.ly/8kUF7G [Who doesn't love draw-ring?] #
- You want to know how to rhyme, then learn how to add. It's mathematics. [Mos Def] #
- Dell tells how Twitter is making the company money. http://bit.ly/8MsgW6 [Making Dell money, that is. Not Twitter.] #
- Paris, France Culture – http://bit.ly/7M7uAS #
- I have a disease, but I also have a lot of other things. [Teri Garr] #
- Volunteering with an Open Source project rocks, according to @MattHartley. http://bit.ly/6J11qE [And even the code-phobic can lend a hand.] #
- Even the possible can be senseless. [Max Born] #
- How often do you prune your Twitter follow list? http://bit.ly/7Si6qL [Mmm, prunes.] #
- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. [Hector Berlioz] #
- Science takes on the dogs versus cat debate. http://bit.ly/6l4Biu [In the end, it boils down to: "Four legs good, two legs bad!"] #
- Great artists have no country. [Alfred de Musset] #
- EVERY major metropolitan city needs a Metro like they have in Paris, France. Amazing. [HT @HipsForHire] #
- MSI shows off next generation AMD platform. http://bit.ly/8IviBs [Maybe a little less detail than some would like, though.] #
- How to Save Money in Paris, France – http://bit.ly/53OkGT #
- You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. [Naguib Mahfouz] #
- Well, hey! Here's another Tiger Woods blog entry. http://bit.ly/6uLtM0 [If you click on this, which of the "two types" are you?] #
- Rosiness is not a worse windowpane than gloomy gray when viewing the world. [Grace Paley] #
- The potential of Google Goggles boggles the brain. http://bit.ly/7I9JdE [Less calories and regret than beer goggles, too.] #
- It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me – I never retreat. [Fiorello LaGuardia] #
- Climate change is only real when it's your house underwater. http://bit.ly/84VUPQ [A classic case of the blind leading the... drowning.] #
- Are We Really Creating Social Change? – http://bit.ly/4ChSPR #
- This is a Sentence – http://bit.ly/84TLrr #
- How to Make Espresso at Home – http://bit.ly/6kmVhM #
- Free Studio Pack – http://bit.ly/8z3uJR #
- Checks Unlimited Coupons – http://bit.ly/62qZU0 #
- Teva Coupons – http://bit.ly/6FvvUo #
- Yes, @solofo – @jowyang was perfectly normal, just jet-lagged (like me). I actually thought HE was Elmo. #
- Boscovs Coupons – http://bit.ly/6kUD35 #
- About to go incommunicado for 15 hours. Leave a reply after the beep. *beeeeeep* #
- Beginning the long journey home. Had an amazing time with new / old friends in Paris for #LeWeb. See you in Seattle? #
- Via @stephen_taylor: http://jibbigo.com does English-to-Spanish voice translation on the iPhone. [@jibbigo, need more languages!] #
- I need an iPhone app that does on-the-fly English-to-[Language] audio translation. Who doesn't? #
- Witnessed @jowyang stumble into the hotel at 4:45am. He was so drunk, he thought I was Elmo and demanded a hug. #
- 5am in Paris. Getting very carsick in taxi, en route to airport. Keeps accelerating, decelerating. *le barf* #
- Yahoo! selling all but the bare necessities. http://bit.ly/7DpZ4k ["Yahoo!" probably not the most-heard exclamation in that office today.] #
- Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. [Emily Dickinson] #
- Etiquette in Paris, France – http://bit.ly/4Hknm9 #
- A five-million-dollar spam lawsuit against Burger King? http://bit.ly/7w4zIx [That's a whopper of a fine!] #
- I don't know that there is too far, actually. I think there's only too bad. If it's bad you've gone too far. [Kenneth Branagh] #
- Superdrive: Loud is not allowed. http://bit.ly/6ctkmV [But a noisy noise still annoys an oyster.] #
- Errors in moral calculations frequently escape undetected. [Thomas Holcroft] #
- Health insurers caught sending virtual money to Facebook users to oppose healthcare reform. http://bit.ly/4WFAur [Virtually unethical?] #
- Be truthful; nature only sides with truth. [Adolf Loos] #
- IBM not out of tricks just yet. http://bit.ly/7qHQKR ["The day of the mainframe is definitely not over."] #
- All's metamorphosis, flutters the butterfly [Nelly Sachs] #
- Travel Tips for Paris, France – http://bit.ly/4zDYDa #
- Would you buy an Apple Tablet? http://bit.ly/5HpSxR [Possibly out as soon as spring.] #
- The librarian must be the librarian militant before he can be the librarian triumphant. [Melvil Dewey] #
- Did you know that you can send SMS messages from Gmail? http://bit.ly/4t9Np8 [You can still use your thumbs if you want to.] #
- My friends are my estate. [Emily Dickinson] #
- With all else it's doing, Google has time to update Picasa. http://bit.ly/5QiLvm [No rest for the wicked, and even less for the non-evil?] #
- To have what we want is riches; but to be able to do without is power. [George MacDonald] #
- Motorola Droid: a month later. http://bit.ly/7uctKW ["...after owning something for a month, you start to notice the issues."] #
- Gadget freak? @VioletBlue knows all the cool sex tech! #LeWeb #
- "The iPhone is more popular than the Bible." [@HipsforHire] #
- Observation in Paris, France: tons of Windows Mobile ads in the city, WAY more iPhones in the Metro. #
- Wait a sec. Obama gets the Nobel Peace Prize for a PROPOSAL?! Fine. I propose free food for all. Gimme my damn prize. #
- Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize. Ummmmm… for what? #
- ROI: Return on Involvement [@Luefkens at #LeWeb] #
- Wondering if a Seattle hotel would want to host Gnomedex this year? #
- RT @KatArmstrong Are social networks really helping solve social problems? Via @queenrania at @leweb. Excellent question. What do you think? #
- So, who will be the first to nominate @QueenRania for Queen of the Internet? #LeWeb #
- Just heard @zephoria speak (first time for me at #LeWeb). She is 100% keynote material. #
- OH at #LeWeb: People don't know how to complain. #
- Trying to solve real-time Web headaches? Listen to @jowyang. Of course, I need help dealing with my real-time Life. #
- I'm standing still and breaking a sweat at #LeWeb. It's VERY hot in here. I hope we geeks don't smell too funny today. #
- Cheese? Check. Espresso? Check. Croissant? Check. #LeWeb? Check. Jet Lag? Check. Last Day in France? Check. #
- You call this progress? http://bit.ly/8cd0Ud [A bad day at work only progresses the cause of said badness.] #
- If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace. [John Lennon] #
- Microsoft acknowledges significant numbers still using Windows 2000. http://bit.ly/8qeaxG [Heck, some people still ride unicycles.] #
- Museums in Paris, France – http://bit.ly/7bOwLg #
- The trouble with our age is all signposts and no destination. [Louis Kronenberger] #
- FACT: There is no
"French Toast" in France. # - Five publishers band together to attract paid for content audience. http://bit.ly/5VabXK [The group has four goals. Can you guess 'em?] #
- We live in a society…dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. [Carl Sagan] #
- Transportation Security Administration breaches security procedures. http://bit.ly/6XiCij [I'm feeling more secure already!] #
- A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for. [Grace Hopper] #
- The entertainment industry attacks Redbox. http://bit.ly/6pgTHc [Not to be confused with Redd Foxx.] #
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. [Redd Foxx] #
- Microsoft manages to hide some bad stuff in plain sight. http://bit.ly/4KggyW [As opposed to fancy sight, which requires special glasses.] #
- I don't think my parents know what I do. [John Malkovich] #
- What is your "go to" iPhone game? http://bit.ly/83bYCT [Isn't the right answer always Tetris?] #
- Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe. [John Milton] #
- Ustream Broadcaster now available for iPhone. http://bit.ly/5gLni7 [Watch us at Le Web!] #
- I never smile unless I mean it. [Donny Osmond] #
- Now Google's Chrome's got extensions. http://bit.ly/8hpgnl [It's a small list, but it'll grow.] #
- Appreciating the feedback on my presentation at #leweb: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2752312 [video archive] #
- What are Your Pet Peeves? – http://bit.ly/5rPNFl #
- Protect Your Computers from Tiger Woods – http://bit.ly/6jlBhn #
- Compare Documents – http://bit.ly/5USCbj #
- Right and Write – http://bit.ly/8IM9p7 #
- Just a little under an hour until I'm on stage to speak at the LeWeb conference! Tune in live: http://bit.ly/uNSb #
- Tons of anti-Orange sentiment at #leweb. Conversely, tons of pro-Apple discussions. Are we just bananas? Peachy. #
- How to Make Google Dance – http://bit.ly/909g1o #
- Food to Eat in Paris, France – http://bit.ly/8k9Lxf #
- Is MySpace still relevant? #leweb #
- What's on my iPhone? http://bit.ly/7gEYdQ [Who at #LeWeb has more apps than I do?] #
- iPhone user? http://appsfire.com/ – you want to use this. #
- I packed everything I needed for this trip to Paris… except a USB flash drive! #leweb #
- Very impressed with @loic & @geraldine's @leweb conference. Truly international, world-class event. Watch live: http://bit.ly/uNSb #
- Red Envelope Coupons – http://bit.ly/8NiDIY #
- I'm enjoying Paris, but my world clock tells me everyone back home is living in the past ("yesterday"). #leweb #
- I am in the prime of my senility. [Joel Chandler Harris] #
- A drawing is simply a line going for a walk. [Paul Klee] #
- When you're new to the college experience, it's good to keep a few tips in mind for your well being. http://bit.ly/6FmWsR #
- Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you. [Delmore Schwartz] #
- A "geck" by any other name… http://bit.ly/4C9kGX [Would smell just like new electronics?] #
- To say what you feel is to dig your own grave. [Sinead O'Connor] #
- DARPA conducts a high tech version of an old parlor game. http://bit.ly/8XevrG [Does it involve and spider and/or a fly?] #
- If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. [David Carradine] #
- Does using the Google DNS service speed up your browsing experience? http://bit.ly/7pMd0x #
- You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear. [Sammy Davis, Jr.] #
- Seagate expects fast and healthy future for mobile hard drives. http://bit.ly/7pTqNr [Just a skosh shy of being furious, though.] #
- Things to Know about Paris, France – http://bit.ly/6pC2DN #
- To obtain [fortune], the great have become little, and the little great. [Johann Georg Zimmermann] #
- The Container Store Coupons – http://bit.ly/5xONPS #
- More musical horror stories. http://bit.ly/8WWxaF [Being in a band isn't always glamorous.] #
- The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. [Flip Wilson] #
- Feds want tougher rules for retailers who want to sell us credit. http://bit.ly/7TlEpM [About time!] #
- When you make your peace with authority, you become authority. [Jim Morrison] #
- Data: if it's worth saving, we'd better get on it. http://bit.ly/6mcCs7 [I'm recording that thought on 8-track tape for posterity.] #
- There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. [James Thurber] #
- 2010 GMC Terrain & Chevy Equinox SUVs: downsized or rightsized? http://bit.ly/74iubw [Still not itty-bitty by a long shot.] #
- Stay Warm at Your Computer via USB – http://bit.ly/6Qih2n #
- What is the Twitter Peek? – http://bit.ly/68PG4r #
- Wow. France. It's like a whole different country here. #
- How to Run the Chrome OS in a Virtual Machine – http://bit.ly/6quZPd #
- "Amsterdammit" is the condition in which one has a brief layover in a Northern European country and doesn't leave the airport. #
- Entertainment Book Coupons – http://bit.ly/5cas6G #
- I'm glad I purchased the WiFi day pass at the Amsterdam airport. Seems to take THAT long to download 1MB of data. *sigh* #
- The Gift of Giving – http://bit.ly/8xjVkw #
- Jet lag? There's a nap for that. #
- The Watchery Coupons – http://bit.ly/5PkoEI #
- Harry & David Coupons – http://bit.ly/8uxwq1 #
- God made the integers; all else is the work of man. [Leopold Kronecker] #
- If we are to preserve culture we must continue to create it. [Johan Huizinga] #
- Windows 7 Family Pack… gone forever? http://bit.ly/8acVGY [Like dodo birds and zoot suits.] #
- Photo Opportunities in Paris – http://bit.ly/5oOPPX #
- Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. [Eli Wallach] #
- Star Trek Online release date and open beta announced. http://bit.ly/5YfqZb [What's better? A tribble, or a liberated Borg officer?] #
- If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. [Noam Chomsky] #
- When a loved one passes away, it's never easy to say goodbye. http://bit.ly/6k81mN #
- There's nothin' strange about an axe with bloodstains in the barn – there's always some killin' you got to do around the farm. [Tom Waits] #
- Don't buy i9 chips on eBay just yet. http://bit.ly/7JnOnH [Intel doesn't kid around with people who break NDAs, I guess.] #
- Music at times is more like perfume than mathematics. [Gabriel Marcel] #
- Is LaLa yet to be lamented? http://bit.ly/4pZfT3 #
- Things to Do in Paris, France – http://bit.ly/6Q4rb9 #
- Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. [Victor Kiam] #
- Gnomies support the Pink Glove Dance! http://bit.ly/73Wi8r ["We can dance if we want to..."] #
- How quickly will Google's new real-time search pick this up: Pomegranate Sparkle Fart Dingo Wookiee. #
- A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel. [Heywood Broun] #
- O2 is twisting the truth with Cambridge customer complaints. http://bit.ly/6rds4y #
- Flying NW232 out of Seattle today (track me). I might have WiFi on the flight, too! Headed to Paris for #leweb. You going? #
- There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. [Willa Sibert Cather] #
- Sick of iTunes? Try @CopyTrans Manager – a free iTunes alternative for all iPhones and iPods: #ad http://bit.ly/1ZGKYR [Fast loading!] #
- Green Monday Sales – http://bit.ly/PMoRq #
- I know they kiss each other in France, but is it French Kissing? I'll just say I have H1N1 this week. #
- What do you want for this holiday season? I might give it to you: http://bit.ly/7cMXrB [I'm playing Santa Chris again.] #
- Looks like @imdaviddalen was the first person to find the Easter Egg on http://youtube.com/lockergnome [Hint: Seven.] #
- Electronic Frontier Foundation Files Suit Against The Government: http://bit.ly/7Xooko [I wonder if it's an Armani suit?] #
- Looks like Wicket left a Yule log on the bed. I'm not feeling very merry about receiving this… gift. I can't return it. #
- Is your business migrating to Windows 7? Might wanna tune in for this Webinar: http://bit.ly/4VWrFd [with @RamonRay!] #
- Rumor: @gapingvoid will be having an art show in Austin during #SXSW. #
- iPhone Tips for International Roamers: http://bit.ly/wXNe [I'm gonna miss my connection - rates too expensive.] #
- Social Media Updates for 2009-12-06 – http://bit.ly/5Az6dy #




