Small Phrases Loosely Coined

I liked the book so much, I asked for multiple copies. Now I can read my David no matter where I am. I also have a copy for the downstairs bathroom, the upstairs bathroom, two for my bedroom (one for each side of the bed), one for the deck, my desk, kitchen table, bookshelf (natch), and I also have one on top of the VCR. You never know when you're going to need a fix of Wein-iness. I've requested another copy for my backpack, professional career development center (read: cubicle), car (one for the back seat and one for the glove compartment), and coat rack. I'm not going to hold my breath for that last location, but I just want to be the first to say that all your Small Pieces Loosely Joined are belong to me.