Slashdorks

Hey Chris, you know what I do? I print out every one of your blog entires and wipe my ass with them. Haha, it's great to see you acting like a kid. Wouldn't want any of that professionalism crap. That stuff is for losers.

It's good to see that the Slashdorks are also original. Where did you come up with that one James?

I don't know… maybe right off Pirillo's entry? Then again… since I'm not a “Slashdorker” (by the way, how did you guys come up with that, it's so witty!), I guess I can't really respond to your originality inquiries. What a pity.

Listen James. You're a fucking hoe ass bitch that has nothing better to do than lurk on this blog and comment on the maturity of a bunch of friggin' idiots. Talk to guys that run Slashdot- they think these people are morons too. Fuck you James, you punk ass hoe.

Since when do I care about Slashdot, or lurk here? I was referred here by a friend for the amazing amount of humor content in Pirillo's “Slashdork” entry. The only person's maturity I commented on was Prillos; are you calling him a “friggin' idiot”? Because according to your post, you are. Maybe you should be more considerate of your logic before you spew such hurtful insults as “fucking hoe ass bitch.” Really, I think I'm going to cry!

Well, I think we should return to the really important things: is this Friday a special Friday? /.-Get-Laid-Friday? No Pants Fri?
I'm kidding. :P

did i miss something???

OK I give up … which Slashdot story is this?
(I already did search their front page and archives.)

Here (I think) is the posting in question…
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=87818&threshold=1&commentsort=0&tid=95&mode=thread&cid=7620064

Now I know why I have never liked slashdot. I have not found it to be that informative. Are they suppose to be a semi tech news site? Or are they just in the insult people business? Seems that they might me writing to there readers intelligence level.

Just for that I am taking Slashdork out of my favorites. Chris I finally put the crackers in the mail.

Chris, I LOVE your depiction of slashdorks. You ROCK!! BRAVO!!

Chris, Don't let the Slashdorks get to you. Maybe you're going thru some tough times, but you're a young and talented geek who should see better times in the future. Right now the economy has many of us down, but at some point we'll get thru this. Hang in there! We need your humor!

Hmmm….Slashdot has about 400 times the readership of lockergnomeads. You also just insulted 80% of your readership, retards in basements.

“but you're a young and talented geek who should see better times in the future.”
yea, thats why when he was on CFH his solution for the simplist of problems was some shareware program. When any halfway kownlegable user would fix the problem within the OS. talented geek my ass. Hahahaha

So Corky knows all about at least 80% of lockergnome readers? Where do I fit in that, Corky? Most of the lockergnome readers that I have met or communicated with are adults and live on their own. I happen to have a house with my wife and child on the way.

Hey Phil, at least Chris can spell and write readable english.

Damn! Looks like you're dealing with a nest of feminist harpies.
My commiseration and support to you, mi hermano.
Pirillo Rules!

Slashdotters dont seem to understand that this is your blog and that you can pretty much say anything and everything. Obviously, these slashdorkers have nothing else to do the day before No Pants Friday or maybe tech news was really slow. Heck maybe its because of the slow noreaster coming in this weekend. What ever the case maybe, Slashdot, you just lost another reader. Let me just finalize my task and delete Slashdot links from my favorites (click)

I've never understood why some of my friends and coworkers hold Slashdot in such high regard.
Now I am sure I never will.

Whoa! Chirs, you must have really been burying your feelings when you were at TechTV. I wanted to strangle some of your callers myself. I'm glad your head didn't explode. But honestly, how do really feel about slashdorkers?

James, you should be hurt. Consider yo'self punk'd beeyatch.

Umm, does it really matter this much? Let it go guys and gals, just let it go.

“fartknockers” way to reach above the level of beavis and butthead, oh wait…
Are you a really nice guy in person ? Do you just save all your bile for your blog?
You seemed nice enough on the air.
Now I start to worry if I was mistaken.
So what if they didn't like your book.
So what if someone called you pathetic.
What they did is called trolling, and I think you know that.
You fell right into there trap.
Of course I fell into yours.
And I don't live in the basement… I have my own room.

people do this to me write hateful things on their blogs and post them on my site I just got rid of my comments option. I don't mind criticism and I believe neither does chris, only when its unjustified or idiotic or mean spirited. :( I live in my parents house but I just a teen I live in a room in my basement :)

Chris you are bigger than this, keep up the good work!
Be the man.
Kevin

The manner of some of the commenter's conduct is so mannerless that they deserve every bit of the bloody comment Chris made on them.
However, it was only a few slashdorkers. Do you really have to judge the whole community on just a few sickening idiots? I don't slashdot, but it's as bias to go throwing away a nation because of one horrible serial killer.
Anyways – I thought Americans were very passionate about the First Amendment – Freedom of Speech and things like that. *shrug* Cheer up, Chris – they might not be your supporters, but you certainly have a rather large bunch out there.

Attacking the millions of Slashdot users because of the idiotic remarks of a handfull of them is about as stupid as attacking all movies because of Ishtar. If your goal was to troll for more criticism then congratulations. I don't think you could have done a better job. Best of luck to you in your future endeavors.

Always the little bitch

Chris is accurate in his description of a large majority of /. readers. However, the description of Chris on /. is dead on as well.
What made Lockergnome so great is now lost amidst all of Chris' pathetic vain, self indulgence. He needs a serious attitude adjustment.

The whole fartknockers and ass wiping speech is pulitzer prize winning material and sounds real funny when you press “Speak”. It sounds like Stephen Hawking is saying it.

Ishtar rules! It's one of the most realistic music industry movies ever made. I know.

I'm a Linux/Open Source freak. I don't like Windows/Microsoft. I don't visit slashdot. I'm not a Chris Pirillo stalker, yet he interests me enough to keep an eye on what he's up to every now and then (I loved the older lockergnome newsletters back when I used Windows). I think the slashdot entry was pretty crap. There are many intelligent people who post at/visit slashdot, but there are also a load of retarded script kiddies that only go there to pretend they're smart. I think that the guy who posted about Chris on slashdot was a complete 'butt-munch'. I don't visit slashdot because of the number of angry idiots that hang out there. Maybe Chris should calm down on inflating his ego, but he most certainly should NOT be told to do this by the majority of egotistical, arrogant individuals that haunt slashdot! You know? Pot… kettle… black?

That's the way, Chris! They have a crappy news site while you're a technology entrepreneur with his own yearly CONVENTION. What do they have, you ask? A site filled with Pirillo haters and probably hackers and evil spammers, oh, and people that have Bill Gates shrines in their mom's basement. DOWN WITH SLASHDOT! Keep up the good work, Cris.

umm…what did chris say that's so annoying to /. users??? did i miss something

Vuck It! What i learned!
Who Gives a Shit what People Think!
Miss You On Call For Help!

Maybe they are jealous?
http://www.gretchenpirillo.com/photos.html

Calm down, everyone…it's just blogging d-r-a-m-a. No animals or children were harmed or exploited during production in any way.
(Par for the course, n&k?)

Chris,
Thanks for saying publicly what we've all been wanting to say for a long time now. /. just isn't what it once was.

The truth hurts doesn't Chris?!
Maybe CPU will fire you next- since you have no place writing in the mag in the first place.
cya at lamedexx next year

Ummm, is this the blog for sensitivity training? All right, let's get a grip. A few people, who think they represent more than they do, get under your skin. Take a deep breath and see them for what they are, immature and irrational geek wannabe's who get off on insults and put-downs. We all know more than our share of negativity addicts. A friendly word of advice you've read a hundred times. Just be careful to delineate between the minority *real* Ahole's and who are the majority innocent's caught in the bit-slinging crossfire. Forget about it. Get back to important things that deserve your time and energy.

Sam, you spelled lamedex with two x's, if you're going to insult us, do it with the correct grammar.

Wow, slashdot sucks.
Sounds like somebody has it out for Chris and is a bit jealous of someone who did his own thing.
It's funny how you don't see successful people knocking each other like that. And for some loser to do it like this on slashdot, one of the biggest online nerdfests, explains it all, IMO.
That type of post and all the other angry, arrogant tech bigots that make that site what it is have officially made me stop going there. They can go back to configuring their sendmail and their battle to be smarter than every single other human alive… (hmm, insecure-dot? nah, doesn't roll off the tongue)
Chris, keep up the good work bro, and I wish you the best. Ignore those f*cktards.

I find all this hubbub pretty humorous considering the identity of one of the most touted speakers from the 2K3 Gnomedex. Yes indeed, I am speaking of Rob “CmdrTaco” Malda!
http://www.gnomedex.com/speakers.php

“I'm printing out every one of your inane comments and wiping my ass with them.” dude, you're killing trees! vejadu… that's an interesting observation. let's pass this to taco man

I have to agree with Jason. While I enjoy some of the articles from time to time on slashdot, I must say the “management” of slahdot do carry a holier-than-thou attitude. They also make sure they rub in your face whenever they get a chance. Again, not very professional at all. However, I do agree with the slasdot posters original comment about replacing chris with leo laporte (uberskilled or whatvere he said). I liked Chris on call for help, and they could have at least replaced him with someon less arrogant and more skilled than Leo. Leo and Patrick are the Sponge Bob and Patrick Star of the tech world. And what is with is up with Kevin Rose? Is that guy for real? Leo, get over yourself. Slashdot – get over yourselves. Chris, keep up the good work.

I stop in here every once in a blue moon because just sometimes I do like Pirillo's commentary and I don't ever stop at slashdot. I do have one thing to say… POT – KETTLE. You figure out in which direction you want that label to go…
I disliked Chris ever since before CFH. He's just too hyper for TV. I have always thought of him as arrogant. He does know some interesting stuff though and I believe he deserves to be just right where he is. As for Slashdot, I don't believe Chris really has the right to complain IMHO. Lockergnome is the stuck up version of Slashdot with no real power in the industry except for Gnomedex. (whoopty do) If something get's “Slashdotted”, many servers begin to groan under the weight of the traffic. Hell, it's become WORD. Ever hear the word “Lockergnomed”? As for CFH, enough with the damn comparisons. Chris is gone from the show. Get over it all ready! If you don't like Leo, then don't watch it for gawd sakes! Every time I come here, somebody is bitching that they don't like yada yada on TechTV. BTW, Chris doesn't know everything either. I had to tip him off through email that MS had a power point player after he got several questions on CFH about how to view them!

You fail to realize that I have never seen lockergone badgering individuals or badmouth one OS to another. All slashdot is, is a playground for the long haired, overweight and arrogant*nix dorks to bash windows everytime a bug comes out (newsflash – *nix actually has more bugs per year than windows). While I like and run both windows and some linux flavors, it bothers me to see these OS wars continue. The arrogance and holier-than-thou attitudes of the unix side is sickening. Slashdot needs to get over itself already.
As for techtv and cfh – they need to get over themselves. I don't watch leo, thank you. Its a shame because cfh and screensavers is entertaining and would be much better without the leo (arrogant) and patrick (idiot) factor. Also, they need to get rid of the ey candy – those chicks do not know what they are talking about. And kevin Rose and dan haurd? come on, like i asked before, are those guys for real? Its all about substance man. And while Chris (i agree, he was a little too hyper and a bit arrogant) had his moments, at least he brought substance to cfh.

Pretty funny, want to meet an arrogant snob? Check the owner of Slashdot. Met him at Gnomedex, though he barely wanted to waste his time with anyone. Now, he has a popular website, if he did not, he would be a disgruntled IT guy by now ;) We tried to get him to Slashdot our website because we laughed at him knowing it would have no effect on our servers and of course, he declined. As Chris said, you all are easily ignored now. Frankly, I had never read the website, because I dont care to read comments like this or forums because when you let people speak, this is what happens.
Bottom line, Slashdotters, before you call Chris names, check your own leader. Have you ever met him? Then you should not be calling others arrogant.

nunya said – “newsflash – *nix actually has more bugs per year than windows.” Are you saying that Linux has more bugs, or that a Linux distribution has more bugs? Please remember that Linux is the kernel, and that distributions include hundreds of Open Source applications that can run on both Linux and Windows. You can't compare a Linux distro with Windows. Even Ballmer compared Windows Server 2003 bugs with a years-old version of Red Hat! Really, so many of you guys don't know what you're talking about. The 'on-the-fence' Win/Linux users seem to gush out the most verbal diarrhea, they act as if their opinion is gospel because they're unbiased (as they run both Windows and Linux), yet they usually don't have a clue. Is it all you can do, to quote other people without delving into the situation yourself? In today's society of FUD, you really should think twice before repeating anything you hear on the Internet – maybe you live in fear that you'll wake up in a bath full of ice, only to find that your kidney has been removed? Besides, the reason why Windows is ridiculed for bugs is due to the fact the problems are mostly in the same area, and very frequently discovered. Microsoft patches even contain bugs, even the process Microsoft uses to distribute patches is flawed! Microsoft deserves to be ridiculed, look at what you get for all the money you pay! The biggest joke is Microsoft saying that Windows will make hackers extinct!

When did Gretchen leave Chris? That's news to me. Is she single and available now?

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a years-old version of Red Hat! Really, so many of you guys don’t know what you’re talking about. The ‘on-the-fence’ Win/Linux users seem to gush out the most verbal diarrhea, they act as if their opinion is gospel because they’re unbiased (as they run both Windows and Linux), yet they usually don’t have a clue. Is it all you can do, to quote other people without delving into the situation yourself? In today’s society of FUD, you really should think twice before repeating anything you hear on the Internet – maybe you live in fear