Sing Along, Everybody!
K-Tel records is proud to present: A Message to Internet Marketers 2003. With such hits as: “When the moon hits your eye like a big pop-up pie, that's annoying.” and “Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. No more pop-ups! No more pop-ups!” And how could we leave out the 80's classic: “You send me pop-up windows, pop-up. Like a red balloon, pop pop pop pop.” We'll also give you this track from the late Freddie Mercury: “All we see is Internet pop-ups. Internet pop-ups. Let them go.” Plus, what would a compilation be without something from Blondie: “Once I was online and it was a gas. Soon turned out, I wanna kick your ass. Seemed like the real thing, only to fi-i-ind mucho mistrust – you've lost your mind.” Order today and we'll throw in Disc 2 with our staff's personal favorites: “If you're blue and you don't know who to market to why don't you do an all out blitz… pop-up is the [bleep].” and “Oh pop-up, what a pity, you don't understand – I wanna kill that window when it tries to make a stand.” If you order today, we promise to send you extra special offers from our partners through e-mail… every single second… for the rest of your life! Call now! Operators are standing by! 1-555-YOU-SUCK.
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22 Comments
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May 17th, 2007
at 12:19pm
Can I send you Pzizz to try out? Anybody out there (qualified) willing to test this for us? power napping Related Content:They Really Like MeIt’s a Good ThingAss Ass Ass Ass Ass AssPurple!Ya Know What?I Wanna Rock!Sing Along, Everybody!You Don’t Wanna KnowOur House is Leaking – AgainBreaking The Cycle [IMG]
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 6:01pm
post. of. the. year.
(okay, so it's january. but it ruled the school.)
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 6:11pm
“When a pop-up comes along, you must click it. When even more come alone, don't forget to click it.” (parody of Devo-”Whip It”)
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 6:14pm
ROFLMAO… Chris you know how to say what we all feel in the most creative of ways. That post owned.
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 6:20pm
Click my name's link for the uber-anti-popper-upper. WindowShades! w00t
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 6:24pm
haha! Don't forget the 1979 hit “Pop (up) Pop (up) Pop (up) Muzik”! :D
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 6:29pm
lol spammers will get what they deserve soon.
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 7:42pm
Haha! That's great! Couldn't have said it better myself.
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 8:15pm
Holy crap I'm crying right now….That's just good stuff right there man! I would say a rant after my own heart. LOL Keep that stuff up :)
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 8:19pm
That was perfect! I happen to use Free Surfer mkII to kill pop-ups and it works great.
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 9:30pm
Two words:
Avant Browser
It rocks the hizzouse!
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 10:33pm
Have you ever daydreamed about getting one of these major SPAMmers on a rack, asking them why they send SPAM? Then, when they start with all the talk about “not an illegal activity” and “direct marketing”, you flip a switch that sends a great deal of electricity to their genitals? Then, ever the polite and well-mannered torturer, you apologise for all this nastiness, and perhaps they just didn't understand the question? I'm not sure if I need therapy, or if this would be considered a “healthy imagination”… :)
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 10:36pm
Sorry, in the above comment, substiture “SPAM” with “pop-up ad weasels”. Got carried away there. Actually, it applies equally to SPAMmers and pop-up ad f$#@wads.
Anonymous
January 22nd, 2003
at 10:37pm
lol…Whenever I use someone else's computer, the constant pop-ups remind me why I love Mozilla.
Anonymous
January 23rd, 2003
at 2:35am
I totally support Bob's idea. And Mozilla rocks.
Anonymous
January 23rd, 2003
at 5:11am
Mozilla all the way. It really needs its own dance.
Anonymous
January 23rd, 2003
at 7:08am
First your wife with farts, now you with K-Tel pop-up hits. You two have got to be the most humorous duo in the blog world.
Anonymous
January 23rd, 2003
at 7:45am
How is it that you got overlooked for the most Humorous blog of the year???? Great post. Not just a rant, but a sarcastic tribute to all that which is marketing. Pop-up advertisers would probably love the idea as long as they can throw voice-over ads in the middle of the songs randomly.
Anonymous
January 23rd, 2003
at 7:49am
Do you think Wayne Brady would be available to sing every song???
Anonymous
January 24th, 2003
at 5:48am
mozilla anyone?
bueller?
……….
bueller?
……….
bueller?
i NEVER see popups. EVER. unless i click on the link, it don't pop up.
Anonymous
January 24th, 2003
at 2:00pm
I've recently figured out how to stop pop-ups successully… don't surf the web.
However, that's practically impossible.
Anonymous
January 29th, 2003
at 10:12am
hahaha! that was hella funny! blondie singing about pop ups…! you rock chris!