K-Tel records is proud to present: A Message to Internet Marketers 2003. With such hits as: “When the moon hits your eye like a big pop-up pie, that's annoying.” and “Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. No more pop-ups! No more pop-ups!” And how could we leave out the 80's classic: “You send me pop-up windows, pop-up. Like a red balloon, pop pop pop pop.” We'll also give you this track from the late Freddie Mercury: “All we see is Internet pop-ups. Internet pop-ups. Let them go.” Plus, what would a compilation be without something from Blondie: “Once I was online and it was a gas. Soon turned out, I wanna kick your ass. Seemed like the real thing, only to fi-i-ind mucho mistrust – you've lost your mind.” Order today and we'll throw in Disc 2 with our staff's personal favorites: “If you're blue and you don't know who to market to why don't you do an all out blitz… pop-up is the [bleep].” and “Oh pop-up, what a pity, you don't understand – I wanna kill that window when it tries to make a stand.” If you order today, we promise to send you extra special offers from our partners through e-mail… every single second… for the rest of your life! Call now! Operators are standing by! 1-555-YOU-SUCK.