Simple Math
- Girls = Time x Money
- Time = Money
- Girls = Money x Money = Money^2
- -/Evil = Money
- Girls = (-/Evil)^2
- Girls = Evil
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20 Comments
Anonymous
May 16th, 2002
at 6:24pm
What's a “gril”? hehe…
Anonymous
May 16th, 2002
at 6:38pm
I personally like to gril on a summer afternoon. A bunch of brats and a cool six pack are just the ticket.
Anonymous
May 16th, 2002
at 7:01pm
What?
Anonymous
May 16th, 2002
at 7:25pm
Girl + Baby^2 / -Time x -Money = -Life^10
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 12:17am
One problem with your math, Chris.
***=good
Good<>Evil
If Girls=Evil
Then where you gonna get ***? Hmmm?
:-)
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 8:15am
Girls are so not evil.
Wait, that's not right….
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 11:32am
Maybe from Sprocket! LOL!
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 2:59pm
Hey I'm not evil!!!! Oh wait….yeah I am. Never mind. *goes off to do evil things*
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 3:23pm
So ture Chris, SO TURE
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 3:43pm
Time is Money
Timing is Everything
Therefore: Money is Everything
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 3:44pm
the only problem with that is..
girls require time and money. shouldn't it be time+money instead of time*money?
(this is usually about the time someone hits me..)
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 3:53pm
Haha Chris..
http://www.schwartzfans.com/misc/girls_evil.jpg
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 10:18pm
That explains a lot.
Anonymous
May 17th, 2002
at 11:50pm
What is a girl? lol Been too long without a date. Dateless in Canada…
Anonymous
May 18th, 2002
at 4:31am
Canadian over here…
Anonymous
May 18th, 2002
at 11:40am
I think it should be read “Girls are the product of time and money” which makes a little more sense, in context at least. Hence time*money, not time+money. Though time and money would sound better, it ruins the proof. Also, it's not quite fair to say that Girls=time*money, for the two are not necessarily equivalent. Time and money are necessary, but not sufficient for Girls, and girls are neither nescessary nor sufficient for time and money, much less the product of time and money, hence the original assumption is false, so the proof fails. Damn…there I go being a Mathematician again…i ALWAYS ruin the fun…
Anonymous
May 18th, 2002
at 2:07pm
And don't forget that: Girls + Girls = - Girls meaning that Girls = - 2 Girls if you know what I mean. But of course Girls > Boys in more ways than one.
Anonymous
May 18th, 2002
at 9:16pm
Chris…d00d…
you can write the square root of something as
x^(1/2)
Anonymous
May 18th, 2002
at 10:57pm
I think I'll totally agree with that one, Master Chris.
Anonymous
May 20th, 2002
at 2:45pm
This isn't a slam at Gretchen is it? Send her evil, money grubbing self this way. I'll take turns helping you support her! :P