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Simple Math

  1. Girls = Time x Money
  2. Time = Money
  3. Girls = Money x Money = Money^2
  4. -/Evil = Money
  5. Girls = (-/Evil)^2
  6. Girls = Evil

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What's a “gril”? hehe…

I personally like to gril on a summer afternoon. A bunch of brats and a cool six pack are just the ticket.

What?

Girl + Baby^2 / -Time x -Money = -Life^10

One problem with your math, Chris.
***=good
Good<>Evil
If Girls=Evil
Then where you gonna get ***? Hmmm?
:-)

Girls are so not evil.
Wait, that's not right….

Maybe from Sprocket! LOL!

Hey I'm not evil!!!! Oh wait….yeah I am. Never mind. *goes off to do evil things*

So ture Chris, SO TURE

Time is Money
Timing is Everything
Therefore: Money is Everything

the only problem with that is..
girls require time and money. shouldn't it be time+money instead of time*money?
(this is usually about the time someone hits me..)

That explains a lot.

What is a girl? lol Been too long without a date. Dateless in Canada…

Canadian over here…

I think it should be read “Girls are the product of time and money” which makes a little more sense, in context at least. Hence time*money, not time+money. Though time and money would sound better, it ruins the proof. Also, it's not quite fair to say that Girls=time*money, for the two are not necessarily equivalent. Time and money are necessary, but not sufficient for Girls, and girls are neither nescessary nor sufficient for time and money, much less the product of time and money, hence the original assumption is false, so the proof fails. Damn…there I go being a Mathematician again…i ALWAYS ruin the fun…

And don't forget that: Girls + Girls = - Girls meaning that Girls = - 2 Girls if you know what I mean. But of course Girls > Boys in more ways than one.

Chris…d00d…
you can write the square root of something as
x^(1/2)

I think I'll totally agree with that one, Master Chris.

This isn't a slam at Gretchen is it? Send her evil, money grubbing self this way. I'll take turns helping you support her! :P

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