Sick.
I'm sick (or 90% of the way there). This morning, my taste left the building – and I've been phlegmy for most of the afternoon. I'm sicky poo. If I start feeling fussy, I'll be a picky sicky poo. Then if I happen to carry glue, I'll be a sticky picky sicky poo. Then if I begin to perform magic, I'll be a tricky sticky picky sicky poo. Then if I use my mouse buttons profusely, I'll be a clicky tricky sticky picky sicky poo. Then if I accidentally fall on a vacuum hose, I'll be a hickey clicky tricky sticky picky sicky poo. Then if my tongue refuses to stay in my mouth, I'll be a licky hickey clicky tricky sticky picky sicky poo. Then if I decide to morph into an ugly piece of software, I'll be a wiki licky hickey clicky tricky sticky picky sicky poo.
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8 Comments
eD
November 2nd, 2005
at 2:45pm
Dude, ease up on the cold medicine.
sara
November 2nd, 2005
at 3:09pm
After I read this I felt icky poo.!
Anonymous
November 2nd, 2005
at 3:40pm
Funny – that almost perfectly describes my 7 month old daughter. :-)
Stacey D
November 2nd, 2005
at 4:08pm
wiki licky hickey clicky tricky sticky picky sicky poo.
Chris, I think you might be sick… :)
Bassam
November 2nd, 2005
at 4:53pm
Chris, you must have a ginourmous inner child!
Well, I just hope that Ponzi has enough patience for ya.
Anonymous
November 3rd, 2005
at 6:44am
While it may sound a little disgusting here's what I do whenever i'm getting sick:
I get a pile of paper towels (tissues are too weak for this operation) and a pile of q-tips.
Next I sit down in a comfortable place and insert a q-tip into either nostril, the point is to swab the sinus area of your nose as far up as you can stand it.
YouÂ’ll sneeze like a nut (this is what the paper towels are for), then repeat on the other nostril, then back to the first, etc.
I usually do five passes per nostril and blow and sneeze as much as I can.
I know it sounds gross but it works. I think what happens is that you clear every last bit of mucus and dead cells out of your head and that gives your natural immune system a better chance of killing the remaining virus/ germs. I think it also makes your head a less hospitable place for any partially dead or weakened bug that may otherwise take longer to die or revive itself.
The other thing I do is shave my head but I think itÂ’s purely psychosomatic and not as scientifically based as the first step.
Ponzi
November 3rd, 2005
at 10:57am
Poor little SPHBBB (Sicky Poo Honey Bunny Baby Bear). Come to me and I'll love you up and make you vitamin C smoothies and tortellini in chicken broth and make you all better. :) XOXO
Pioneer
November 4th, 2005
at 8:22am
Chris, you read WAAAAY too much Dr. Seuss when you were a kid. What? OK, the other day. Get well.
P.S.
I just read Ponzi's post.
Marry that girl!