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> <channel><title>Comments on: Shocking News</title> <atom:link href="http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/</link> <description>News and Reviews! Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper.</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:33:24 -0800</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5</generator> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7158</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 22:31:52 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7158</guid> <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm&lt;/a&gt;
You might find this funny.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm" rel="nofollow">http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm</a><br
/> You might find this funny.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7157</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 20:54:18 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7157</guid> <description>*sparks* bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*sparks* bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7156</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 15:33:15 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7156</guid> <description>Is the World ready for Samurai Lockergnome???
&lt;a href=&quot;http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/03/25/japanese_guy_with_long_hair_makes_a_chonmage.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/03/25/japanese_guy_with_long_hair_makes_a_chonmage.html&lt;/a&gt;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the World ready for Samurai Lockergnome???<br
/> <a
href="http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/03/25/japanese_guy_with_long_hair_makes_a_chonmage.html" rel="nofollow">http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/03/25/japanese_guy_with_long_hair_makes_a_chonmage.html</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7155</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 13:09:49 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7155</guid> <description>Now you tell me !! :P</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now you tell me !! :P</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7154</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 12:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7154</guid> <description>Warning reading. People get paid  to write that stuff.
I like the &#039;shower mold cleaner&#039; stuff. It says not to use in a confined area that is not well ventilated.
If your shower wasn&#039;t confined &amp; was well ventilated, you wouldn&#039;t need the stuff.
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.darkstar.us&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.darkstar.us&lt;/a&gt;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Warning reading. People get paid  to write that stuff.<br
/> I like the &#39;shower mold cleaner&#39; stuff. It says not to use in a confined area that is not well ventilated.<br
/> If your shower wasn&#39;t confined &amp; was well ventilated, you wouldn&#39;t need the stuff.<br
/> <a
href="http://www.darkstar.us" rel="nofollow">http://www.darkstar.us</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7153</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 09:10:34 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7153</guid> <description>LOL I love reading those warnings.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL I love reading those warnings.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7152</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 06:22:14 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7152</guid> <description>Have the warning label police come to get you yet? They&#039;re gonna lock you up for that you know. You can&#039;t just go around tearing warning labels off of things whenever you want!
*knock, knock, knock*
uh oh, I think they&#039;ve found me
*hides under desk*
don&#039;t tell them I&#039;m here &#039;k?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have the warning label police come to get you yet? They&#39;re gonna lock you up for that you know. You can&#39;t just go around tearing warning labels off of things whenever you want!<br
/> *knock, knock, knock*<br
/> uh oh, I think they&#39;ve found me<br
/> *hides under desk*<br
/> don&#39;t tell them I&#39;m here &#39;k?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7151</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 06:00:01 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7151</guid> <description>OMG Chris! You&#039;re a nazi like me too!!! ok Im not a nazi but I bic my head and ppl call me a nazi... you&#039;re the man!!!
anyway love the show...  I never got to watch it after summer time until a while back when they started playin &#039;call for help&#039; in the morning... woo woo!!!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG Chris! You&#39;re a nazi like me too!!! ok Im not a nazi but I bic my head and ppl call me a nazi&#8230; you&#39;re the man!!!<br
/> anyway love the show&#8230;  I never got to watch it after summer time until a while back when they started playin &#39;call for help&#39; in the morning&#8230; woo woo!!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7150</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:24:47 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7150</guid> <description>Dead meat man. What can I say? You did it to yourself. You might as well tear that tag off the mattress now while you&#039;re at it.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dead meat man. What can I say? You did it to yourself. You might as well tear that tag off the mattress now while you&#39;re at it.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7149</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:23:29 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7149</guid> <description>Okay, the next tag we will tear off and read is the one on the edge of the mattress...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, the next tag we will tear off and read is the one on the edge of the mattress&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7148</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:16:56 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7148</guid> <description>Ah, good ol&#039; Happy Fun Ball. &quot;If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, good ol&#39; Happy Fun Ball. &#8220;If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7147</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:11:15 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7147</guid> <description>Dude!  Happy Fun Ball reference!
I can go to bed happy now.  Someone else remembers Happy Fun Ball.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude!  Happy Fun Ball reference!<br
/> I can go to bed happy now.  Someone else remembers Happy Fun Ball.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-7146</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:38:08 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/03/25/shocking-news/#comment-7146</guid> <description>Ok, now that i have figured out the rss feed stuff, i know quickly when you update your blog :)
Damn, i have broken every one of thoes safty warnings!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, now that i have figured out the rss feed stuff, i know quickly when you update your blog :)<br
/> Damn, i have broken every one of thoes safty warnings!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss><!--
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