Seuss

I missed Seuss. I got this book from my fiancee:

Looking for a laugh after a hard day of corporate takeovers? Seuss-isms for Success is chock full of clever quips on topics from micromanagement to market speculation. Didn't know Dr. Seuss wrote about the business world, did you? You'll be surprised at just how well his simple rhymes have adapted. In this pocket-sized hardcover, perfect for tucking into a desk drawer, you're sure to find a quick comeback for any naysayer, like “if I wait long enough, if I'm patient and cool, who knows what I'll catch in McElligot's pool.” Just right for a recent MBA or graduate, these Seussisms will keep you smiling no matter how irritated you are with your boss.

It apparently started with this book:

Many of the Seuss-isms of the Day featured on Seussville this month can be found in Seuss-isms: Wise and Witty Prescriptions for Living from the Good Doctor, written and illustrated in full color by Dr. Seuss. In his remarkably perceptive trademark style, America's favorite doctor takes on everything from aging to activism, popovers to green eggs and ham, belief in others to belief in yourself. Irreverent and refreshing, here's a book no self-respecting Seussophile should be without! Seuss-isms is the first title in a new line of books called Life Favors™, elegant little jacketed hardcovers that will provide laughter, inspiration, and insight into that complicated celebration known as life. An ideal gift for graduation, birthdays, or any special occasion.

Every adult needs a little bit of Seuss on their desk (or bookshelf). Seuss is not just a name – it's a state of mind.

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