Seahawks win! Seahawks win! I can't believe it! They said this wasn't possible! Seahawks win! Three to nothing! That is such an amazing score! I can't believe what I'm seeing here on Super Bowl Sunday. This is unbelievable! 3 – 0, Seahawks! We beat the Steelers! Yes, yes, yes! Go Seahawks, go! I can't believe I sat through an entire football game for once in my life!
…what do you mean it's only the end of the first quarter? What?