Schlumpy Morning Vodka Farts
My wife is hungover, and I would like to blame the following people: Cheyenne, Cheyenne, and Cheyenne. Hoopty and I were innocent bystanders. We don't believe in imbibing the booze to have a good time. Nay, we'd much rather geek out in front of the screen. I showed him Knoppix and he was muy impressed. I tried to put make-up on him, too - but he wasn't about to do that without his matching handbag (which he conveniently forgot to bring). The Scobleizer Weblog guy was here with his new wifey. He so lucky. Even though he's always trying to swallow her whole. Anyway, I have documentation to share with you now. But I'm not liking this paragraph anymore, so let me start a new one.
DHL (arguably one of the lamest delivery services on the planet, online and off) attempted to deliver a package to me yesterday, but I wasn't home at the time. I had to drive across town this morning to pick up my brand-spankin' new Canon PowerShot G3 from Best Price Audio Video. I've been a G2 owner for the past year (since Brent purchased my Sony DSC-S70). I loved the G2, but I had to sell it if I was to get the new one. My initial impressions? The G3 0wnz. It's faster, the form-factor is more friendly, and the images are pretty darn good. Oh, you need an example? Okay, look at my hungover wife in a medium-lit room without a flash. Or, watch her in action (now equipped with Kung Fu toilet grip). Keep in mind, I had to encode this video for the Web; the original AVI picture is even cleaner, although its audio is more muffled than the WMV (encoded in 'Video for Broadband' @ 256k). The G3 is faster than the G2 by leaps and bounds, and the image quality seems to be just as strong (albeit sharper). Hey, I think I hear someone getting sick in the other room. Could it be… SANTA?!
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18 Comments
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 12:39pm
ROTFL…Chris, you made it seem like Gretchen was a dog, and you were asking her to puke for you. :) Poor Gretchen, I hope she feels better…maybe you could go teach Sprocket to puke on cue for you.
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 1:42pm
LOL!! Chris, you are soooo mean! I hope Gretchen gets you back for that video! :) Or as Rachel hinted, maybe Gretchen should get Sprocket sick and have him puke for you!
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 3:03pm
LOL, that WOULD be mean to teach the poor lil' doggie that……….
………DO IT!
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 3:03pm
nah, im j/k..
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 3:59pm
Wow, I dont think I have every seen a more excellent photo, the beauty of it stuns me, Chris you truly are an artist.
Wonderful…
7;-)
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 4:08pm
Oh my god. I would be in so much trouble if I did that! :0
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 4:14pm
Can Gretchen still play with me? ;)
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 5:25pm
You are a twisted individual. My sincerest condolences to your poor wife.
Anonymous
November 16th, 2002
at 7:50pm
Chris gets the coolest toys. I'm so jealous *green with envy*
Anonymous
November 17th, 2002
at 12:59am
I would be dead meat absolute dead meat. Don't worry what goes around comes around. :)
Anonymous
November 17th, 2002
at 2:33am
I'm wondering….I've got Cheyenne blowing chunks at around 1:05 a.m. Pacific. Did Gretchen beat her? They were both tossing into the bowl.
“Hey Chris….look!! I blogged drunk!!!”
….heh….
Anonymous
November 17th, 2002
at 2:58am
you both suck!
Anonymous
November 17th, 2002
at 9:53am
I have to say I beat Cheyenne, unfortunately. *sigh* Dang, didn't know it was a race! :)
Anonymous
November 17th, 2002
at 10:10pm
Wow, musta been something about that night. I helped a good amount of people reach the same extremes. Then crammed them all into my tiny car and drive them home. Rather unfourtunatly I didn't think to grab the camera in the morning and keep a record of what I have termed “Bileing” (it only happens when there is nothing else left to send up.)
I just snickered and smiled. Chris you took it farther than I could.
Cheers to you man, and Gretchen too for being such a sport about it.
Anonymous
November 19th, 2002
at 5:17am
Damn, G looks hot in those jammies!
Although, she'd look hotter with a little dribble of puke coming out of her mouth… like that chick who got tear gassed on Fear Factor last night.
PUKE PUKE PUKE! ;)
Anonymous
November 19th, 2002
at 10:39pm
Thanks to this exposition, Gretchen is now officially known as “Retchin' Gretchen”.
Anonymous
November 25th, 2002
at 12:10pm
I tried out Knoppix for the first time this weekend, and i was VERY impressed. It inspired me to install a real distro on my main PC. Before this, i'd never seen Linux run on a 'real' machine. Just laptops and 486s :)
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April 7th, 2007
at 5:27am
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