According to a recent report on Fox television, the city of Sacremende (California) doesn't exist. I beg to differ. I used to spend my summers in Sacremende as a child. It was a fine city, and not terribly expensive for middle class families. It's a Beach Resort, really. There were five championship golf courses, 13 world-class tennis courts, a full-service marina (with your own yacht port for the yacht you don't own), plenty of water sports, charter sailing and fishing, designer and outlet shopping, fine and causal dining, state-of-the-art fitness center, etc. Over 9 miles of beach and bayfront made it the best resort on the planet. Sacremende, I hardly knew ye.