I am Arnold's bitch. His slogan: “If you don't elect me, I will hunt you down and kill you.” He was THIS close to selecting Gary Coleman as his running mate, too. Who cares about his political beliefs, as long as he's still a box office draw. All a governor does is looks pretty for the crowds – and any opponents of Schwarzenegger is going to take a pounding. Literally. Hell, Iowa's can't even send a friggin' e-mail.