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Rent My Chest
Last week, I scribbled something in between my nipples. It was fun. Too much fun. So much fun, in fact, that I ran out and registered my own domain name for it. The URL isn't live at the moment, but if you'd like to take a look at the fully-functional site, here's where it's sitting. And yes, everything works – I've been taking orders all evening. Actually, only one person has paid me so far. But hey – that pays for two orders of salmon sashimi.
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22 Comments
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 8:16pm
This would be interesting if you got Gretchen to do it.
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 8:20pm
This would be even more interesting if you could sell ad space on all of the team members' chests ;)
Infact. You could get an ad shaved onto the side of Sprocket. Talking about maximum eyeballing here. ;)
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 8:21pm
Hey, an original idea!
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 8:25pm
Dude #3, #4 and #30 from gretchen's place ;)
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 8:25pm
Now this will be very interesting ! *yummy*
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 9:26pm
You are a sick sick man!!!! But that is why we like you Chris.
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 10:23pm
Chris has whored his body! This is really disturbing!
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 10:35pm
Hey, I'm a lockergnome staff member, I'd be willing to rent my chest :-D
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 11:07pm
If only you could sell the rent-a-chest on Call for Help…hahaha.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 12:10am
The marketing genius of Chris!!!!! (Start a franchise, rent a chest… Charge by the size etc…) Rent the back out, and get two for one specials..
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 12:47am
I can see it now…A see of URL's across the nipple pimps chest..Man this is just too damned funny.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 3:34am
Yo Chris, I like the fact that you keep your blog updated, maybe you should talk to Cat about that..
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 7:29am
I'll be putting this into my budget. $20 for advertising doesn't seem a bit shabby. But how long will this stay up? I'm saying: If somebody pays you $20 and you put something on your chest, then I come along and give you $20, you're not going to quickly wash off the previous one and waste their $20, are you?
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 7:38am
What kind of marker are you using? My kids paint themselves all the time and it's hell to get that paint off.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 10:32am
Disturbing, truly disturbing.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 1:02pm
Oh the horror the horror! If only Cat could perform these services instead.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 3:35pm
hmm. methinks someone is spending too much time with the Hoopster.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 4:13pm
Chris, do you shave your chest?
Hubba hubbay.
;)
~Laserone
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 2:37pm
Very interesting concept. I see that the domain is up and active now.
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 12:24am
Now that you're making big bucks with “Rent My Chest”, what are you gonna do with the moola? More coffee? More sashmi? More Kenny G CDs?
Anonymous
January 28th, 2003
at 10:21pm
her chiris
leave your sheet on
i think pretty sad
call for helps is not paying no monye an dyou have to ask peolpe to pay to see your chest
i think we all should call tech tv a deman the pay you more money
Anonymous
March 15th, 2005
at 7:26am
This isn't original… this domainwas originally started by Dave Barry.