Rent My Chest: Revisited
Well, I've been doing it for a little over a year now. Grand total: 110 chests. You do the math. So, I get this offer a few minutes ago… and I don't know if I should even take it seriously. What do you think? It reads:
“A female friend of mine was wondering if you would be interested in a reliable female chest to post ads on your site. She lives with in walking distance from me, and I would be able to send pictures back to you within 24 hours. She is over the age of 18 (25 to be exact and yes we can put it in writing if you would like). She won’t contact you directly, because she doesn’t want her name anywhere on the web.”
Now that's just funny. Tantamount to pr0n?
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24 Comments
Charlie
May 26th, 2004
at 11:13am
I would take the girl up on her offer and use her friend as a female chest for your site to post ads. I think it would be a blast. Contact her through her friend.
Charlie
May 26th, 2004
at 11:16am
You've got to LOVE IT !!! ( . ) ( . ) :)
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 11:29am
i've seen it done somewhere else… and yes, it's all adult sites advertising on her fake chest. eh.
Matt Hartley
May 26th, 2004
at 12:04pm
Eh, it is tempting. But remember, once something is done…it cannot be undone, ya know?
I would have to say pass on it. It will reflect badly on you in the long run even if boobs are fun in te right circumstance.
thepaul
May 26th, 2004
at 12:30pm
Ahh man I can't believe you are even asking us this.. You should have just surprised us with some nice cans reading “Lockergnome Owns These Jugs”.
On a side note I'd be willing to rent my nuts out if anyone would like to advertise on them… let me know in advance so I can shave up.
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 1:06pm
Breasts are not pr0n. If that were true, you would be guilty too, Chris. Don't let others hang ups dictate what you do. I would rent a female chest. Assuming it looks better than yours…
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 1:20pm
I am the guy who sent the email, and we are serious. She could use a little extra money, and as long as her name (or face) doesnÂ’t appear any where on the web, sheÂ’s wants to do it. And NO, itÂ’s not porn.
WildBlueMekaLizard
May 26th, 2004
at 1:21pm
Chris I would vote against it for the same reasons that you don't want “certain content” in the forums. If Lockergnome is supposed to be “family safe” then steer clear of the the fun bags offer. I would hate for your reputation to be tarnished over something so trivial and I would hate for the site to get some kind of BS rating based on one page of content. Now if you set up another domain that is completely unaffiliated with LG for this, click away…
Don't put up anything you wouldn't want any of your future kids to see, k???
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 1:24pm
If you don't allow female chests then you're being sexist. I like the idea, but doing it with some stranger. Why not get Ponzi to do it?
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 1:25pm
I messed up on my post above it should have been:
“but NOT doing it with some stranger”
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 2:35pm
From an admirer in Iraq comes:
http://www.eblush.com/fun/14
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 3:02pm
nakedtext.com ( adult in nature ) this was featured on TechTV I think. Could this be the woman in the secret email?
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 5:58pm
Well, doing it or not all depends on where you're putting them. If you've got a lot of five year old traffic and you want it on the main site, probably a bad idea.
But still a wonderful business proposition in a general sense.
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 6:23pm
You'll probably make money, but you might as well stop selling your own chest at that point. The idea of geek having a rent my chest site losses it's geeky charm and 'spoofiness' when you start selling a pair of hottie knockers alongside it. That is of course unless the hottie is a 10 foot troll with gnarly teeth, club foot, one arm, an rss feed, but also has the most awesome breasts you've ever seen. In that case, do it.
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 7:11pm
If guys can go topless, so should women. After all, some guys have a bigger set then many girls.
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 8:40pm
I have no doubt you will do it. Over the past few years it has become very obvious you are very greed driven. I am sure you'll come up with a seeingly innocent rationale for doing it but as most people know you are just interested in the cut you'll get.
Anonymous
May 26th, 2004
at 10:44pm
And Chris, I bet you claimed that on your taxes too……… LOL
Anonymous
May 27th, 2004
at 6:07am
I think all the guy does at nakedtext.com is apply the text on the babe, who appears in most of the gallery pictures. Donald Trump would fire the guy and keep the girl.
Anonymous
May 27th, 2004
at 6:10am
I agree with the post above.
Anonymous
May 27th, 2004
at 6:12am
well, I guess I agreed with 3 posts above! :) GREED runs all anymore for CP
Anonymous
May 27th, 2004
at 2:05pm
So negative on the boobs…. come on people, are you all that uptight?
(don't answer that. many of you are!)
Bored1ed
May 28th, 2004
at 10:28pm
You should….just to share…but then you shouldnt. Matt Hartley has a point.
Anonymous
May 30th, 2004
at 7:44am
Looks like the guys have no problem with this idea…LOL :)
-JenX
Anonymous
June 2nd, 2004
at 10:44am
Speaking for all your *** geek admirers, I'd like to see you rent some other parts of your anatomy… :)