- The blogosphere continues to degenerate into uselessness, with “me too” entries overtaking substance by a margin of 50:1.
- Microsoft infuriates the syndication enthusiasts by calling it “OurSS” for Windows Vista and IE7.
- Yahoo! acquires Danni.com, claiming “Web 2.0 is going to be even bigger now.”
- Dave Winer officially adopts Robert Scoble.
- HDTV programming doubles – from two boring shows to four.
- Public access stations across the country concede that video podcast content is just as boring, pointless.
- Steve Gillmor begins to work on a new spec for flame wars, dubbed Contention.XML.
- O'Reilly overtakes the world of fashion by releasing a new series of clothing titled “Slacks.” Their first release, Google Slacks, is a runaway hit.
- Hidden rootcanal discovered inside all Sony toothbrushes.
- Everybody in the world finally farts at the same time.
- MTV brings Adam Curry back into the fold; Dawn and Drew quickly replace TRL.
