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Pre-Conference Jitters

We're in the home stretch for Gnomedex 5. Going to bed later than normal (and waking up earlier than human) has us worn a little ragged, but we aim to be well-rested by the time Thursday night's party rolls around. Ponzi decided to capture a moment of pre-conference jitters on video, and you're welcome to watch what happened. However, I warn you to turn down your sound before you get about halfway through it. Watching the 5:00 video is likely to put you to sleep – it's not really that exciting. I'm serious: this is a real snoozer. The sleeper hit of the summer, some might say. I think she even ruined her digicam's mic in the process of filming. All for the sake of transparency. Take a couple of 'No Doz' before proceeding!!! Here we go.

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You'll both do fine. My first Gnomedex was last year in Tahoe and I can only imagine how absolutely rockin' it's going to be this year.

Great, man, Sleeping in Seattle! Tom Hanks never had it as good. Guess you were in Pacific REM…

Thanks for the best laugh I have had today, thusfar…. :)

Just had a brainstorm. You ought to have yourself wheeled out on to the stage bound to a hand-truck. Then have the escorts run away as if you are going to go ballistic once 'released'.
I know that none of this would ever happen. But I still think it would be a hysterical way to start off the conference (easy to do, too). Sort of like 'Pirillo unleashed'! ;o)

Knock em dead Chris. Sorry that I can't make it out there, next time!

I'm looking forward to listening to Gnomedex on the stream – hope to make it next year. Good luck chris, try not to go insane.

You should have some crazy events or stunts to liven things up. Like do a geek version of Fear Factor, like whoever will eat 5 pounds of pig testicles wins a palm or something.

Or how about a “hairiest Palm” gag contest. A germ of an idea grows!

Check out the funniest prank video I've seen yet. (Try pulling this on your garbage man.) http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic554.htm

I'm getting jittery myself knowing this will be the first Gnomedex I've missed! Don't know if I can stand the withdrawal, but medical problems have me finanacially strapped and physically sapped, so I will have to ruin my perfect record. Know it will be great and I am sorry to have to miss it.

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