Please Don't Axe

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I thought it smelled bad. I'd surely not wear it in anticipation of being mauled by women. A bear maybe, but no women.

I had to run to the store for milk just before I logged on. Sure enough I bought some Axe. Tsunami flavor. I also bought some Right Guard Xtreme Sport with POWER CAPS I saw advertised today. What can I say. I'm easy.

We've had it over in the UK for many years (I remember spraying some on at school, so that'd have been circa 1994), under the name 'Lynx' (but it's called Axe in mainland Europe). The theme music to the latest commercial was the number 1 single for several weeks recently.

Attracting the wrong species I see. I didn't know they perfected putting snausages smell in an aerosol can.

All of your updates to the site look great, Chris! Very refreshing. Until recently, I did not realize your posts had subjects. Now they're very easy to see. Keep up the good work as always, and send those business models flying!

I picked up some of that Lynx stuff on a visit to London… sure as hell didn't have the females running at me :(

I have Axe Phoenix. It smells nice and my female friends love it (no bull… they tell it straight up).
Usually one or two squirts under the pits last the whole day. Good stuff.

I had the opposite effect. Axe's Apollo has done wonders for me. I get compliments all the time. I don't necessarily get jumped for wearing it but the girls like it at least.
Also it is the only one I like. I think all the others smell like shit.

Damn that stuff smells great. It doesn't make me maul my husband when he puts it on but I do have to say that I love to stand closer to him when he has it on. Just make sure you don't put to much on. I hate guys that thing they need the whole bottle on. It goes the same for women.

UltraEdit32. A great text editor for the Windows platform.

Wish someone would spray the Telletubbies with Axe and see what happens. Could prove very interesting and open whole new doors for the Telletubbies in Adult TV.

Is it me or are Chris' videos not working on WMP for OS X lately? MS's own format not working on MS's own player? Nahhhhh, couldn't be…

There are so many things that I could say about that..lmao

I like the green axe the best, but I have no idea what the name of the flavor was. I had it for a while until I accidentaly switched to blue. Oh, how I hate blue. Chicks dig it, though.

I used that stuff when I lived in Argentina like 8 years ago. Why did it take so long for us to get it here?

Hey it worked for me =)
I can proove it i'll make a video like you… later…….