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Pissin' for Peace

Like yourself, I was in shock and awe when I heard that some folks had organized a 'vomit in' in our fair city of San Francisco. Did anybody bother to think about the feelings of all of those anorexic people out there? They've got nothing to contribute to the cause! Normally, I wouldn't bring up such points, but I watched last night (in horror and disgust) as two skinnie-minnies gorged themselves at an expensive restaurant. I overheard one of 'em saying to the other: “Fifteen years of starving myself for no apparent reason… and those damn protesters made me think differently.” What has this world come to when we have people with eating disorders changing their lives because of street barfers? The homeless aren't taking this lying down, either. They've decided to organize a “pissing protest” - wherein they (the homeless) will be allowed to pee on toilets until this war ends. Notice I didn't use the word 'in'? Even they couldn't expect their aim to be perfect, having avoided polished porcelain for the better part of two years. But maybe that will change now that people are marching on Market? Maybe. Just maybe.

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Are the Poopers For Peace going to weigh in on this issue? Those marchers better watch they're step.

I read that story and it makes me queasy (excuse me - wiping lips). Ah, that's better. I thought I was reading The Onion for a minute, but the SF Gate it was. The vomiters could at least bring a barf bucket. I say next time they should hose everything down with a fire truck hose, spewers included. What's next? Phlegm Flingers for Peace? Unreal.

I wonder what they hope to accomplish by spewing for their cause. Maybe they read the chunks (you know, kinda like tea leaves?) to foretell the outcome of the war. At least that would make more sense.

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