Looks like they're working on yet another Batman movie - and you're not going to believe the title. According to my sources, it's going to be called "Batman Stinks."

The story begins with a very young Bruce Wayne finding himself strangely addicted to eating coloring books - which have been apparently laced with lead. He begins tripping, and eventually falls into a pile of guano.

My leak also provided me with the artwork, as it was sent to the printer. I kinda like it - totally makes me think of my childhood, when I tripped on lead-laced coloring books. Not really, but I remember pretending I was eating lead when Mom was giving us regular doses of mercury (not in paper, but with our cereal - naturally).