Rent My Chest: Revisited

Well, I've been doing it for a little over a year now. Grand total: 110 chests. You do the math. So, I get this offer a few minutes ago… and I don't know if I should even take it seriously. What do you think? It reads:
“A female friend of mine was wondering if you would be interested in a reliable female chest to post ads on your site. She lives with in walking distance from me, and I would be able to send pictures back to you within 24 hours. She is over the age of 18 (25 to be exact and yes we can put it in writing if you would like). She won’t contact you directly, because she doesn’t want her name anywhere on the web.”
Now that's just funny. Tantamount to pr0n?

7 hours 47 mins left

Sean is eBaying his “Sony Clie Peg UX50 with memory stick, barely used. New!” – which used to be my Sony Clie… even then, barely used. Seriously, whoever picks up this PDA is welcome to ask me for the extra “Palm” software I purchased. That is, if such person even reads this entry.

Transsnackual

I can't find any information on their Web site, but I just picked up a box of non-hydrogenated Triscuits! It's been well over five years since I was able to munch on one. Yeah, they're carby to the max – but I still loved 'em. Wouldn't even touch 'em since they had trans fats, Nabisco seems to be changing their tune? It's about time. I just popped one two fourteen.

A Case of the Mondays

Scott, thank you so VERY much for helping me with Apache this morning. Expect extended praise in an upcoming Lockergnome missive at some point in the very near future. Oh, and thanks to Neil (one of THE best tech bloggers out there) for reminding me to empty my History and File Cache. The bug seems to be pseudo-squished. Now, I'm being told that Lockergnome.com looks like ass in Safari. Wheeeeeee! I have no idea why. Anybody care to take a shot at THAT one?

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