Chris Pirillo is addicted to rhymes, written in Helvetica or scribbled down in Times. Lockergnome.com is the way he makes his dimes. He’s been known to coddle lemons but much prefers the limes. Of all the numbers known to us, his favorites are the primes. A suburb of Des Moines is the city known as Grimes. When he’s forced to disconnect, his frustration level climbs. Of all the things he’s ever done, none were legal crimes. He’s also never ever met the girl named LeeAnn Rimes.

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