http://chris.pirillo.com/oxford-rocks/ News and Reviews! Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper. Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:08:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://chris.pirillo.com/oxford-rocks/#comment-11421 Anonymous Fri, 22 Aug 2003 14:38:05 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/08/22/oxford-rocks/#comment-11421 "Oxford Rocks"? Hey! I go to school in Oxford! ... Oxford, OH. Miami University. Heheh. “Oxford Rocks”?
Hey! I go to school in Oxford!
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Oxford, OH. Miami University. Heheh.

]]> http://chris.pirillo.com/oxford-rocks/#comment-11420 Anonymous Fri, 22 Aug 2003 05:16:21 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/2003/08/22/oxford-rocks/#comment-11420 [From the manual, 'Bitch-slap Your Way To Happiness and Success.' Author unknown.] To learn the modern bitch-slap, rigorous study must be undertaken by serious students. A good bitch-slap is not simply an emotional release and purveyor of instant gratification, but is regarded as an art form to perfect. It is a non-verbal communication that transcends language barriers: "What the #$@ is wrong with you? Wake up, numb nuts!" Fingers on hand should be fully extended and rigid; a cupped palm is an optional position for some people. It's helpful to imagine a 180 degree arc when practicing your technique. Follow this imaginary line as a guide, do this until such time that it becomes as automatic as breathing or releasing gas. Using your upper body as additional bitch-slap mass, bring your arm around for the stinging blow. You will make a split second decision to raise your arm into an elevated angle for taller people like drunken professional basketball players, or to use a significantly lower angle for annoying people like Gary Coleman. Warnings: Killing by bitch-slap is discouraged and illegal. Parental supervision recommended. Void where prohibited by law. May be hazardous to your health. Some assembly not required. Viewer discretion is advised. [From the manual, 'Bitch-slap Your Way To Happiness and Success.' Author unknown.]
To learn the modern bitch-slap, rigorous study must be undertaken by serious students. A good bitch-slap is not simply an emotional release and purveyor of instant gratification, but is regarded as an art form to perfect. It is a non-verbal communication that transcends language barriers: “What the #$@ is wrong with you? Wake up, numb nuts!”
Fingers on hand should be fully extended and rigid; a cupped palm is an optional position for some people. It's helpful to imagine a 180 degree arc when practicing your technique. Follow this imaginary line as a guide, do this until such time that it becomes as automatic as breathing or releasing gas. Using your upper body as additional bitch-slap mass, bring your arm around for the stinging blow. You will make a split second decision to raise your arm into an elevated angle for taller people like drunken professional basketball players, or to use a significantly lower angle for annoying people like Gary Coleman.
Warnings:
Killing by bitch-slap is discouraged and illegal. Parental supervision recommended. Void where prohibited by law. May be hazardous to your health. Some assembly not required. Viewer discretion is advised.

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