Oxford Rocks
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Anonymous
August 21st, 2003
at 10:16pm
[From the manual, '*****-slap Your Way To Happiness and Success.' Author unknown.]
To learn the modern *****-slap, rigorous study must be undertaken by serious students. A good *****-slap is not simply an emotional release and purveyor of instant gratification, but is regarded as an art form to perfect. It is a non-verbal communication that transcends language barriers: “What the #$@ is wrong with you? Wake up, numb nuts!”
Fingers on hand should be fully extended and rigid; a cupped palm is an optional position for some people. It's helpful to imagine a 180 degree arc when practicing your technique. Follow this imaginary line as a guide, do this until such time that it becomes as automatic as breathing or releasing gas. Using your upper body as additional *****-slap mass, bring your arm around for the stinging blow. You will make a split second decision to raise your arm into an elevated angle for taller people like drunken professional basketball players, or to use a significantly lower angle for annoying people like Gary Coleman.
Warnings:
Killing by *****-slap is discouraged and illegal. Parental supervision recommended. Void where prohibited by law. May be hazardous to your health. Some assembly not required. Viewer discretion is advised.
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 7:38am
“Oxford Rocks”?
Hey! I go to school in Oxford!
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Oxford, OH. Miami University. Heheh.