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Overheard Today
- And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be…?
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- You…! Off my planet!
- Does your train of thought have a caboose?
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- A PBS mind in an MTV world.
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil!
- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming & realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder–my work here is done.
- How do I set a laser printer to “stun”?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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7 Comments
Anonymous
July 10th, 2002
at 3:42pm
Ohhh yeah. I needed that. Some of those are truly quotable. Thanks Chris!
Anonymous
July 10th, 2002
at 3:52pm
Those are great! I've seen a few of them before, but some were new to me. Thanx for putting a giggle in my day. Although giggling out loud in the middle of the newsroom tends to make people stare…
Anonymous
July 10th, 2002
at 4:04pm
i see it was an optimistic day for everyone. 8]
Anonymous
July 10th, 2002
at 7:22pm
I believe I'm starting to develop Carpal Tunnel.
Anonymous
July 11th, 2002
at 5:45am
To much coffe in your diet fella!
Were you hyped up on caffiene when you took that pic as well?
Anonymous
July 12th, 2002
at 8:32am
number 25
2 funny
Anonymous
July 14th, 2002
at 10:46pm
Hey Chuckles,
This one was great!
Thom