Ponzi and I love each other very much. In fact, some would go as far as to say that our relationship takes the idea of “love” to entirely new levels. Now that we’re married, we can do anything together. We do everything together. Everything.

A few months ago, Ponzi was reading an article in Martha Stuart’s magazine about another young couple from Amsterdam who decided to permanently switch faces just to prove their enduring love for one another. She thought it’d be a great thing for us to do, too. We found a local plastic surgeon (Dr. Anita Faulker-Dyson) and made plans to go under the knife on Valentine’s day.

There’s a reason we haven’t been in public for the past month. Late last night, Dr. AFD removed our bandages and… you can click this image to see the larger version:

I couldn’t be happier with my new face. Ponzi, on the other hand, is pissed.