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Operation Retarded Title
The troops are doing their job, but what about the rest of us? I say it's time to launch Operation [Insert Retarded Title Here]. Our mission? To do our best to keep the peace at home – no matter where “home” happens to be. To help get you in the mood, I've uncovered this link to Patriotic Babes. Now all we need is a Retarded Title. Bonus points for euphemisms.
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20 Comments
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 12:16pm
Why don't you just go to work insted?
oh, a title, i saw one that was operation prayer shield. how about operation boobie shield?
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 12:42pm
Operation Bounce?
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 12:55pm
Hope you feel better, how about this for a title… Operation: Oil that is, Black gold, Texas tea.
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 12:57pm
Hey … a really wierd security alert comes up when you go to Patriotic Babes … i think it's just a pop up window .. but i ain't clickin on it! …. and how bout Operation Beach Blanket Babylon! ;-)
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 1:05pm
Operation Dirty Boxers. To keep the peach in this land of ours we will throw stained undies onto concert stages until the last soldier leaves the war front.
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 1:14pm
Operation: Media Coverage Ad Nauseum
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 1:36pm
Breast Liberation – Go topless!
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 1:40pm
Operation Stay Home and Get Hammered (w/ Wild Turkey or Bacardi 151)!
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 2:18pm
Operation Iced Bath Tub. Bring on the brewsky the Tub is full of Ice!
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 3:13pm
hmmmmm lessee… I apologize in advance for any extra lewdness here… (I actually erased one because I think I went overboard…)
Operation Big Bang;
Operation Foxhole;
Operation Won-Ton;
Operation Petit Mort;
Operation Get The Stiffs.
I'll stop now…
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 3:42pm
Operation Iraq the Casbah.
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 4:21pm
How about “Operation Oil Two: The Search for Saddam's Gold”
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 4:52pm
“Opperation Ignore the Real Problem”
or
“Opperation: Winning Daddy's Love Back”
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 5:23pm
operation:food for thought?
remember if you lived over there you would not be able to do this.all our butts would be in the army!!!!.and in other places you can't even speak your mind…they just lock you up or worse….and to the rest of them thier countries,i think we should shut the money supply off,and take care of our own..get us out of the UN. its a joke!all the brass up there living high off the hog and the places the UN
are saying their helping are starving. whats wrong with that picture.now they want in the rebuilding stages.the'll screw that up for sure…
the thing that scares me is some of the wacko's get a hold of some of those weapons:food for thought
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 5:35pm
While I work on Operation Trooptrax I am also taking part in Operation DrunkandNakedBlogging.
Anonymous
March 21st, 2003
at 7:28pm
How about Operation Get Chris's Affro Back? Or Operation Iraq needs to watch Call for Iraqi Help?
Anonymous
March 22nd, 2003
at 3:04am
How About “Operation Panty-Sheild”? or how 'bout “Operation Sandy-Bottoms”? Or Maybe “Boulders-For Soldiers”? What About “Glands In The Sand(s)?” Hmmm, or maybe even “Operation Ass-Crack In Iraq”? Anything? Anyone? Bueller…Bueller?
Anonymous
March 22nd, 2003
at 5:49am
I think the best title is — for us doing our best to help — Operation Patriotic Ass-Sitting While Watching 24/7 News
Anonymous
March 22nd, 2003
at 7:11am
Operation stratgic ally, or maybe operation peace keeper, or is that to 1960's. operation stop protesting and start doing something construtive. yup i think i like that one the best. **rues all the protesters**
Anonymous
March 22nd, 2003
at 4:30pm
How about “Operation:We Still Haven't Found Osama”, or maybe Operation:Bush is Up For Reelection, So He Has to try and do something good”