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On Second Thought

Claritin really clears the head without messing with the mind, ya know? I'm a dopey, sneezy, happy little man. I can't blame it for my earlier rant on the Webbys. Keep your eye on the Webcam, too. Within an hour, I should be a clean-shaven dopey, sneezy, happy little man! We're going to wear our Lockergnome bowling shirts to the conference tomorrow, but that doesn't mean I should look like I just rolled out of bed. Unless…? Nah.

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21 Comments

What? No SACD support for the new member of the family? I would give that family member up for adoption and get another. :)

hey chris your the coolest lol. good luck with the allergies, i get real bad at certain times of the year. ps call for help just isnt the same with out the dopey, sneezy, happy little man hosting.

Roll in there grizly style man.

Claritin makes me almost too lucid. I'm an Allegra D man myself. Note the D; Allegra sans D does not a quality drug make, imo.

Better get some rest, or you'll be a sleepy, grumpy, dopey, sneezy, happy little man.
And just think, if you had your PhD in shyness you'd be a sleepy, grumpy, dopey, sneezy, happy, bashful doc!
Hmm…this is why I DON'T take drugs.

hey cool guy
you look dopey today
when are you comin to callforhelp!!!!!11
help!!!!!!!!!

hmm… Itseems to me that u sir. need serious help :) Regular men done seem to run aound in public with a web cam in their underwear and with no shirt on… unless im mistaken, women dont do that either… Here is a referral to the best phscho doc for the unemployed-cool-dudes-that-r-home-watching-lines-on-the-tv-sing-on-pbs-early-in-the-mornin-wearing-no-shirt-or-pants-hah-heh-poo-im-getting-bored-typing-like-this-so-im-going-to-go-away-and-watch-the-lines-on-pbs-dance
LOL
heh it seems like my sigmund froyd counter part second identity thingie is crazy him self
heh it must be the 17+ pills that i take and not sleeping all week… i havent been to school in 3 weeks
lol
U ROCK CHRIS KEEP IT UP MAN

I want a Bowling Shirt! That would be Gnome! -Mark Taylor – http://www.HipOldGuy.com

Hey, look who is clean shaved now. :)

Man does your hair grow fast.

Our old and cuttie Chris has back!!!:D

claritin is the shiznit, but DAMN the people that made it OTC. I was getting 40 capsules for $5, now it's around $10 for 10 capsules. Is there any justice?

You're still awake?:O
Go to sleep Chris!!:)

Enjoy the Conference. Have you got your bag of rotten tomatoes ready for Leo?

Don't forget to trim the nose hair ;-)
Type and read you later!

Don't you sleep?

CLARITIN and NYQUIL ROCKS!!
It's the drug of the devil!

You shaved!! :-o By the end of July you could have had whiskers to be envied by Gnomies, gnomes and dwarfs everywhere. But who wants to wear a beard in the summer. Santa, Osama bin Laden, Satan, Dennis Miller, The Smith Brothers, Tyne Daly, Melissa Etheridge, Gandalf… ;)

Hey chris good luck with all you meetings and said hello to you new member of the family, hope you get better from the allergy….. o by the way is about time you shave at least my wife saids that lol take care

You shaved! Am I the only one left that hasnt shaved since Friday? I may have to get a trim and leave the goatee =)>

I would like a Lockergnome Bowling Shirt that would cool. Chris needs to sell some.

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