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Oh Crap

I love my computer. Uh… it has a monitor attached to it and everything. And, uh… I have a mouse and a keyboard that help me do stuff. Man, I'm dead. This blog is up for “Best Computers or Technology Weblog” at the Third Annual Weblog Awards. I'm up against Slashdot and Boing Boing, of all things. What – you expect me to link to them?! Oh okay. Here and here. I'd like to see 'em both return the love, but we all know that's not going to happen. Why didn't they have a category for “Most Liberal Use of a Handwriting Font?” Or “Best Blog From a Guy Who Moved from Iowa to California?” Why? Because God hates me. He thinks that Slashdot should get every single award it's up for. I'm screwed. Again, while everybody else is getting laid. UPDATE: Jason and Robyn have come out and pledged their friendship. We only need 11,999,998 more votes to overcome the Slashdotters.

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I voted for ya' to be there, babe — and I'll vote for you to stay there, too — CONGRATS!

You got my vote. Now return the love DAMMIT!

You've got my vote. I want return love, too!

Hey, man. Be thankful for the nomination and go from there.
11,999,996 votes left.

Chris, you have my vote!

got my vote

You have the vote of your second favorite Patrick(..maybe), me!

Well, you've got my vote. That brings the number down by one more.

My vote's for sale!

How could I not vote for ya chris? I mean… that pasty white hairless chest.. Does my little gay heart good..
I already voted for ya, but then I come here and get confirmation I did the right thing.
Vince

I voted for ya! I'm not sure which category it was, but I think it was for the best tech blog….. I think…. =D

I voted for ya Chris. Oh and Chris nice of you writing Leoville on your chest. It must be taking you forever to get that off in the shower.

You got my vote.

You got my vote, but I ain't expecting love in return, just your first born (Sprocket doesn't count).

You got my vote. I am sure there is a story about why you have Leoville on your chest. I just don't know if I am ready to hear it.

You got my vote, Chris, but now I want yours ( in the Asian Weblog Category) in return!
…or not. As they say somewhere or other that I'm too lazy to try and remember at the moment 'it's just an honour to be nominated.'
No, really.

I voted for you too chris.
for those interested the reason Leoville is on chris' chest is (I think) refereing to this thread on Leoville :
http://leovilletownsquare.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=TechTV&Number=278189

Not the most original thing to say by now, but um..ahem..got my vote chris. Good Luck.

I voted for you.

I too voted for you! I showed my looove! ;) Now show me YOUR love by voting for me in “best new weblog by someone stuck in the 60's and afraid to get out”. ;p

I'm in the voting pool for this site too! Now lets talk Blog campaign reform…

Ã? joined the queue of your voters. I think it will be a very long one.
Boing Boing is very supporting…..Good luck!

I voted for you, and tried to get my (4) regular readers to vote for you too ;). http://www.neilturner.me.uk/archives/000311.html . Now you can vote for me in the 'Best weblog that isn't nominated' category :)

You have my vote also :)

I voted!

Voted for ya. Now, it's an honor just to be nominated…

I voted for ya and submittd the story to /. but the y REJECTED it!!!

I just missed being comment poster #27, dang! Anyway, I am sure that you weren't trying to get votes by making this post, but I voted for ya anyway. I read yours and not the others. I must not be in the cool crowd, I didn't read many of the nominated one. :/

yeh i voted too. you cant return love to me though. i dont have a blog. i would love to have one though i think there pretty neat but i dont like thoughs dang adds heheh

yeh i voted too. you cant return love to me though. i dont have a blog. i would love to have one though i think there pretty neat but i dont like thoughs dang adds heheh

I'll vote for you but you really gotta lay off the Starbucks.

Well, I'm a big believer in the barter system.
Slashdot offered me one (1) hooker, price $200.
BoingBoing offered me two (2) hookers, price $200, or one (1) hooker, price $400.
Well? [extending hand, expectantly] *ahem*

Computer desk and chair: 300$. Computer: 1,500$. Highspeed connection: 40$. Chris painting “Leoville” between his nipples: priceless. There are some votes money can't buy. For everything else, there's Paypal!

You have my vote as well. Good luck! :-)

DItto. Coffee comments notwithstanding.

So what if Chris prefers Peet's over Starbucks? I don't drink that much coffee, but when I do, I use so much cream and sugar that all coffee taste the same to me. I could put my normal amount of cream and sugar I use into used motor oil, it'll taste the same to me.
Blah to Starbucks! :P
BTW, I've voted for you Chris!

You've got my vote over Slashdot any day, Chris

Ok, so maybe you don't know me like you know everyone else who voted for you, but I read your Windows Daily newsletter and like it so I voted for you.

Hey Chris.
Your breasts look really screwd up on that webcam pic of yours! Lol. Mine are actually muscular. Lol. I know, I am kinda wierd. Most computer dudes aren't as muscluar as me but, oh well. I'm smart and hot. Lol.

Well I voted for you since I didn't get nominated myself..LOL Not that anyone wants to see the meaningless dribble I post!
good luck with the awards man…
~Steve

Hey CP,
You got my vote. How could I NOT vote for my Gnomie??(Homie=Gnomie and vice versa)!
See Ya,
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I think this nomination demonstrates a failure, not a success.
I didn't realize this was a techno-blog. I thought it was about your life. I feel so stupid because my comments have all been so personal — never technical.
I read both this blog and Slashdot. I enjoy them. I am convinced that whoever nominated you for this category has never been here.

Hey Chris! :D I voted for you, maybe you'll whoop some ass, good luck!

You got my vote!

I already voted for ya yesterday. I read about it in your newsletter. ;-)

I voted for ur site. Dye your hair BRIGHT red and silver if you win. :)

Unlike all the other kiss-asses that are posting on this site, I staunchly refuse to vote for this site.
I will, however, vehemenently lobby against slashdot and boing boing, if perhaps, a donation be made to my organization? maybe i can sway the votes in your direction in that way.
Okay, I'm kidding. As much as I dislike the idea of the bloggies, i'll cast my ballot like the rest of us plebes.

Okay, this is official. I've tried voting, but fairvue's been offline for most of this morning. So maybe it's time for you to start paying for some of those 12 billion votes you're looking for…

It is real?
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