I love my computer. Uh… it has a monitor attached to it and everything. And, uh… I have a mouse and a keyboard that help me do stuff. Man, I'm dead. This blog is up for “Best Computers or Technology Weblog” at the Third Annual Weblog Awards. I'm up against Slashdot and Boing Boing, of all things. What – you expect me to link to them?! Oh okay. Here and here. I'd like to see 'em both return the love, but we all know that's not going to happen. Why didn't they have a category for “Most Liberal Use of a Handwriting Font?” Or “Best Blog From a Guy Who Moved from Iowa to California?” Why? Because God hates me. He thinks that Slashdot should get every single award it's up for. I'm screwed. Again, while everybody else is getting laid. UPDATE: Jason and Robyn have come out and pledged their friendship. We only need 11,999,998 more votes to overcome the Slashdotters.