Of Mountains and Molehills

Nobody's laughing at your ignorance. Are you familiar with the phrase: “Give the man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime?” Well, that applies to both men and women. Now, you're absolutely correct: I love sarcasm. Oh, and regarding the fat picture of me that Ponzi decided to post – first, Ponzi never looks fat (so I can't fight fire with fire). Second, she kept putting this damned Strawberry Shortcake Happy Meal prize amongst my shelf of Vaders. Third, she wanted to take a photo of me holding onto the figurine; I refused to cooperate. Fourth, Strawberry Shortcake pisses me off.

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