O, Christmas Tree

Here it is, less than a week until Christmas Day, and we don't yet have a Christmas Tree. We live in what has to be the Christmas Tree capitol of the galaxy, and we don't have a Christmas Tree. All our tree decorations are still packed semi-neatly in a box next to our front window, but… no Christmas Tree on which to don them. They've got a few lots around our neighborhood, but I've been chained to “work” since landing here last week. I've gotta find a Christmas Tree tomorrow, man. I don't care if it's one of those pathetic “Charlie Brown Christmas” Christmas Trees at this point. Gimme at least two branches, give me a pine-scented air freshener, and my imagination will do the rest. Perhaps we'll wait until after Christmas to get the Christmas Tree? It won't be as much fun, but I bet they'll be more than half off on the 26th. Nah, we gotta find a Christmas Tree ASAP.

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