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Yay, I am first… Hhehee, I have heard all about the whole breast dating thing, sound fun. WHat do you met at the bathroom while she is asleep…Hhehe, Honestly people need to grow up, (which is pretty funny coming from a 14 yearold)
;-)

Does she have a twin sister? If so hook a gnome up!

You get major kudos for keeping jovial about this. I think my head would explode. You and Gretchen are a class act.

AaaaaaaaaaHhhhhhhhh! You bastard!
*faints dead away*

One thing I learned in a weekend retreat is that the wife should always be on the husband's right, that way she is always right……. Anyway, it would put you and LeftTit in a close relationship!

Whoa man! I followed some links and ended up in some crazy board where all they were doing was talking smak about some of my favorite people. WHat is the web comming to?

Tempted, by the dark side of the boob, you are. Suffer a terrible fate, you will.

O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0!! GRETCHEN CALLED YOU A BASTARD! SHE REALLY HATES YOU NOW!

I followed Gretchen's link on her blog and ended up with.
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Great, now they think I'm a pervert. :-)

Ok, two things. (laugh) You are not gay. What is between you and the Gretch is the MANdrake distro you just installed which has nothing to do with men.
Courtney Love had these Mexican pirated breast implants as mementos (ours is not to ask why), and her pet Pomeranian ate one… and died. I swear. It's somewhere on my blog, but even =I= can't search the damn thing.
So, whatever happened to Gretch's left one; snatch it away from Sprocket if he drags it out from under the sofa. It might be lethal to animals.

Come on guys, show a little respect to chris and gretchen. Is this all we are being reduced to is talking **** about peoples wives. If you feel the need to talk **** about someones wife come to my house and talk **** about mine. Im in Moreno Valley, CA 92553

I like Boobies Too Chris….I don't really have a preference between left or right though. I usually go after the larger of the two.

Would you like to date my third nipple?

You cheatin' bastard!!!

*laughs* Paul, you crack me up.
What cracks me up even more are the fucktards who think Chris is ooooh all bad and evil because he's talking about my tit… when I was the one who brought it up first. And they're probably the ones who posted the shit about me at fuckedcompany.com anyway…

Wouldn't the tit be a thing and not a someone? :P

*sob* Missy, how dare you! I'm much MORE than just a 'thing!”
*would run away if not securely attached to Gretchen's chest*
*sniffle*

Damn Chris! First it was Lisa from High School and now it's Gretchen's left tit. I can't get no play with you around. I wonder if the right tit is available on Sat. night?

Celebrity is nasty, isn't it, Gretchen? Not as nasty as deep-fried twinkies at the State Fair, but it's just as bad for you.
What amazes me, is that the two of you still believe what people say about you; good or bad. Everyone lies, but only us midwesterners listen, and believe.
Fucktards are those things on page 16 of my Victoria's Secret Xmas special. They look uncomfortable and they probably itch. And they come in bone, tan, black, and Leopard. I bought a leopard-print chair 3 years ago and threw it out because it scared the dog. The moral is, ignore what people say; listen to the dog.

Do you have a photo of your new lover that you can share?